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starbomb - pokémon smash or pass lyrics

[verse 1: dan avidan]
hey there, arin
how ya doin’?
there’s a hot
new thing that’s brewin’
all the people wanna know
how far would you go
with a pokémon
smash or pass, my bro?
there’s over a thousand
for you to choose from
i’m sure, if you tried
you could maybe find one
that would catch your eye
if the vibe was right
keep an open mind
let’s give it a try

[refrain: dan avidan & arin hanson]
pikachu
smash!
charizard
smash!
squirtle
smash!
spoink?
oh my god, smash!
[verse 2: dan avidan & arin hanson]
okay, hold up
do you know what “smash” means?
it means you wanna cream
all in that pokémon’s jeans
so mix in a “pass”
and then you won’t seem
so desperate to sleep
with anything that breathes
oh, okay, i get it
my man!
here we go

[refrain: dan avidan & arin hanson]
tyranitar
smash
blastoise
smash
politoed
smash
cradily
smash

[interlude: dan avidan & arin hanson]
okay, it really wasn’t your level of excitement that was the problem, arin, it was that you were saying “smash” to everything
oh, okay. sorry, i’ll think harder about it next time
no problem
here we go
diglett
smash
[verse 3: dan avidan & arin hanson]
arin+ y’know what?
that’s all right
i don’t wanna come off
like i’m being uptight
i was just unaware
of your ravenous appetite
to have s+x with little creatures
with names like magnemite
smash!
ho+kay
let’s approach this again
just pass on everything
that’s not an absolute ten
can you do that for me?
like if i said, “klefki”
smash!
really, f+cking keys?
yeah
they’re just a bunch of keys
smash

[refrain: dan avidan & arin hanson]
gloom
smash!
seel
smash!
muk
smash!
spheal
smash!
arin, what’s the deal?
smash!
you can’t smash deals
smash!
[verse 4: arin hanson & dan avidan]
come on, dan
who doesn’t like deals?
as far as i’m concerned
i’m just keepin’ it real
okay
let’s go for one last round
your shocking need to plow
never ceases to astound
so let’s widen out the circle
and see if we have found
the one thing you won’t allow
to knock your junk around

[refrain: dan avidan & arin hanson]
a chess board
smash!
a small gourd
smash!
a 2014 honda accord
smash!
a green lime
smash!
a large mime
smash!
half a bowling ball
and the concept of time
smash+smash!
an inflatable raft
smash!
a boeing aircraft
smash!
the frozen mustache
of former president taft
smash!
a potato fully+loaded
that was left and eroded
on a road in south dakota
with a smell that exploded
like a commode
in which a constipated
yoda overflowed it
with his swampy+ass chode
so your nose became corroded
smash!

[outro: dan avidan & arin hanson]
wow… what about me?
pass
d’augh!

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