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starbomb - smash! lyrics

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[egoraptor:]
it was a beautiful day, and everyone was excited
there was a picnic and the whole nintendo crew was invited
luigi stood up and said,

[luigi (danny s-xbang):]
listen, everyone, i love you guys
you are my best friends in the world, you make me glad to be alive!

[announcer (markiplier):]
excuse me!
hi there, i’m the announcer for a fun new family game
it’s called super smash brothers

[luigi:]
that sounds nice, how do we play?

[announcer:]
well, first i’m gonna warp you into a world of hate and war
where you’ll -ssault everyone you have ever known and loved before!

[luigi:]
i don’t think i wanna do that.

[announcer:]
oh come on, it’ll be a bash.
now grab all your little friends, ’cause it is time for us to motherf-cking smash!

[danny s-xbang:]
whoa-oh

[luigi:]
wait, no

[danny s-xbang:]
let’s go!
kick the sh-t out of your friends!

[luigi:]
that’s not cool

[danny s-xbang:]
have a blast as you beat their -ss
and then they’re forced to clap for you in the end! (3 2 1 smash! )
mario (hey bro! ) your chode
has been destroyed, 200% (i need that chode! )

[luigi:]
can’t we all just get along?

[danny s-xbang:]
abso-f-cking-lutely not you gotta smash!

[egoraptor:]
the crowd was destroyed, hundreds of bystanders dead
kirby held donkey kong captive in his huge disgusting head
fox said:

[fox (egoraptor):]
hey mario, stop crying, just psyche up and fight instead

[luigi:]
i’m luigi, all these bloodstains make my overalls look red!

[announcer:]
sonic looked tough till link kicked him in the stuff
the madness of cold-blooded murder’d overtaken jigglypuff!
he blasted bowser to infinity with one m-ssive–ss h-t
and then he took three falcon punches like it wasn’t even sh-t!

[luigi:]
is the time almost over? i can’t tell, my face is mashed.

[announcer:]
don’t worry luigi the clock says 4 3 2 (oh no) 1 smash!

[danny s-xbang:]
whoa-oh

[luigi:]
this blows.

[danny s-xbang:]
you know
when mario and peach team up you are screwed (you’re my own brother! )
pikachu’s way less f-ckin’ cute when he is trying to electrocute you! (pika piii! )
samus (what do you want! ) is p-ssed
you got a small amount of dirt on her suit (oh you’re dead, b-tch.)

[luigi:]
that is the last godd-mn straw…

[announcer:]
oh sh-t, i think luigi’s gonna f-cking smash!

[luigi:]
hey look at me now!
i’m beating up friends
i have no regrets, this is the f-cking best!
yes i can see now
we’re having fun in the end!
now it all makes sense

[spoken:]
i guess just because we smash each other doesn’t mean we’re not brothers. [punch] aah! mario, you suck!

[mario (egoraptor):]
bite me!

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