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stark media - freddy fazbear vs boyfriend - stark’s rap battles lyrics

micheal stark as announcer:
let’s give it up for stark’s rap battles!
freddy fazbear
versus
boyfriend
begin!

adamdrb as freddy fazbear:
hey there kiddos, are you ready for some freddy fazbear fun?
think you got what it takes? seems you’re pretty dum da+dum dum dum dumb!
been a cult classic for years, this child can’t step to my stage to try it
stalkin’ the halls, you know i’m makin’ the calls when i strike on the mike… schmidt

(record scratch, beat cuts)

fightmarker as boyfriend:
(clears throat)
uh, first of all, i’m nineteen
and it’s friday night, i’ll survive alright, sittin’ through your verse’ll be no sweat!
hold the phone, guy, i’ve faced my girl’s dad, you think you’re a threat?
of all the freddyies who’ve left+lefty, i’d prefer krueger r+right now
but if beating this furry’s how it’s gotta be, you know what’s up, you’re goin’ down!

adamdrb as freddy fazbear:
your rhymes fall flat just like parappa, but of your rappers, i’d prefer him
how ironic, a flash+y ddr game can’t keep a rhythm!
tried to make new ground but now i’ll put you under: six feet
cause i’m owning mcs more often than when your sh+t leaks!
i got the spring+lock on the win, chompin’ your lobe like a tasty lemon
shock the audience so much mark’ll go: “was that the bar of 87?!”
even pico’s got you schooled, think you rule? we’ll see when this simp’s crew falls
i mean, you put your life on the line, just because you had some blue b+lls?
fightmarker as boyfriend:
with how mangled your lore’s gotten, tell me, where’s this l in your timeline?
‘cuz when rockin’ rhymes’s in my storyline, i’ll set your soul free when i drop the mic
week after week i spit it sick!, night after night your spirit sits
withering, wasting away like your games, but i’ll put an end to your gimmick quick!
i’ve fought against hitmen and demons, you think you scare me, casper?
you can take your clan of afton gaspers and have ‘em bowin’ down to the spittin’ master
(yawn) you’re as boring as your gameplay, sit n’ survive, rinse and repeat
but if you wanted to put me to sleep, you’d better think twice when i’m k!llin’ the beat!
i’m x+in’ out this bear’s eyes, even your band knows i fight hard
puttin’ these freaky robots in their place, call me the friday night guard
even after all these weeks i’m keepin’ the lead, just go back to your relevance staying eerie
with the flow from within i’m clinchin’ the win, and no, that’s not just a theory!

adamdrb as freddy fazbear:
after five nights of fridays, your funk has run out of power
workin’ 12 to 6 doesn’t make you sl!ck, balloon boy’s clone would cower+
and stand there with his maw wide open, get the suit ready, blow the confetti
time to leave another soul in your game, if anyone else should dare test freddy…

micheal stark as announcer:
who was the funkiest on the beat?
who do you wanna see battle next?
well, you decide!
(funky ad+libs)
stark’s… rap… battles!

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