steam powered giraffe - introduction (live) [dialogue] lyrics
[spine]
good evening, ladies and gentlemen
it’s good to be here in beautiful plivsterzen, new pennsyltucky
here at the newly restored globe of yesterday’s tomorrow
[spine, rabbit]
ah, it seems only yesterday that we were here for the 1956 plivsterzen n+new pennslytucky world fair
ah, yes
that was a good time in a real city and state
this is a real city and state!
it certainly is a rеal city and state
such a beautiful real city and statе
[spine, rabbit, jon]
uh, guys?
yes, jon?
where are we?
plivsterzen, new pennsyltucky
that’s right, plivsterzen, new pennsyltucky
it’s a real city and state
[spine, jon]
well, now that the rat’s in the kitchen
why don’t we introduce ourselves?
what does that mean, jon?
that’s a great idea, the jon
alright, jon
how about you go ahead first, rabbit?
[rabbit]
if you insist
my name is rabbit
and i was built back in 1896
y+y+y’know, back when it was still illegal for women to read and write
and all the men dressed like mr. peanut
i’m like a priceless antique
[spine, rabbit, jon]
yes, rabbit, you’ve aged like a fine milk
hi, i’m the spine
and i was built with a titanium alloy spine
and?
and what?
is that it?
yeah
well, there’s gotta be more
no, that’s my “back”story
thank you, i wrote that one myself
no, you didn’t
[spine, jon]
and not but not least, we have the one and only
the one of many
the jon!
hi, my name’s+ whoops!
that’s weird!
did your pants just fall down?
wardrobe malfunction…
sorry about that, ladies and gentlemen
jon, we told you to keep your suspenders on
sorry..!
that’s what they’re there for; to suspend!
[spine, rabbit]
and take those lobster claws off your hands
i was gonna ask, why are you wearing a sombrero as well?
i think you can keep the sombrero, i kind of like it
it’s kind of festive, it kind of sets the mood
[spine, rabbit, jon]
alright, now i think it’s time for another song
so, without further ado, here comes a wizard riding a dragon
he’s gonna land here on stage
oh, there it is, there it is!
i see it!
there it is, he has the ballot for us
he’s gonna tell us what the next song is
you need a ballot to know what the next song is?
you just don’t know it already?
just work with me
h+llo, mr. wizard
give me that, thank you
alright, i’m reading it right now
i see it.!
you guys see it?
see the next song?
[spine, rabbit, jon]
i know what the next song is now
imagine that..
i already knew, but+
whoops!
jonnn!
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