steel panther - i like drugs lyrics
“i like drugs”
last night, i got so high
i think i had s-x with the cable guy
well i’ll admit, it would’ve been funny,
but that pole smoker stole all my drug money
i buy chronic every week or so
but i do it when i’m really really high on blow
i’m wide awake, but it’s hard to count
i paid 1100 dollars for a quarter ounce!
i like drugs but they don’t like me
my brain cells seem to disagree
i like drugs, i like drugs, i like drugs, but they don’t like me
i was pounding some b-tch the other night
rolling on e man, feeling alright
when i was high she was hotter than heck
but i woke up to a face that looked like shrek
i get high, that ain’t no lie
but i can’t afford another friggin dui
doctor says “stop, or you’ll be dying”
i was gonna, but then you said you were buying
i like drugs but the don’t like me
it’s always better, when they’re free!
i like drugs, i like drugs, i like drugs, but they don’t like me
no they don’t!
don’t try and stop me, i can’t be saved, oh yeah
if i die tonight at least my b-lls are shaved,
can you necro-feel-it!
aaahhhhh yeah… i like drugs
i do it when i’m chillin’
aaaahhhhhh yeah… i like drugs
i’ve even snorted penicillin
if i can crush it – it goes up my nose
if it’s smack i’ll shoot it in between my toes
how old am i? n-body knows!
my surgeon is my dealer so my age never shows!
vicodin, valium, percocet and crack,
everybody scream heavy metal’s back!
i like drugs but the don’t like me
i like drugs but the don’t like me
i’m driving right now to the next party
i like drugs, i like drugs, i like drugs, but they don’t like me
[michael:] oh sh-t man, i’m getting pulled over again…
ah i better chug these beers, where’s those pills, sh-t?
[cop:] sir do you realize you were going 25mph on the freeway back there?
[michael:] well what’s the f-cking speed limit? 15 mph?
[cop:] sir do you have any warrants?
[michael:] i got their first cd, but you can’t have it motherf-cker! later!
[cop:] i got a 5150 on a 2112, i’m following a 1984 yellow camaro. suspect looks like a chubby david lee roth… scratch that, more like a skinny version of vince neil!
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