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steel panther - pornstar lyrics

[verse 1]
i look at you on the peloton
that i gave you christmas day
those perfect legs just motoring
keeping cellulite away
i’ll never introduce you to my friends
but that’s a price i have to pay
i locked you in the bas+m+nt
and baby, that’s where you will stay

[chorus]
you could’ve been a p+rnstar, baby
no guy with b+lls would disagree
you could’ve been a p+rnstar, baby
taking cumshots from danny d
you could’ve been a p+rnstar
but you wound up with me
[verse 2]
i see your six pack flex and heave
when you’re throwing up your dinner
i know what it takes to make you gag
i’m convinced i picked a winner
i see their thoughts when they look at you
pretty sure the word is spinnеr
baby, if there really is a god
thеn i was born to be a sinner

[chorus]
you could’ve been a p+rnstar, baby
you’re every lowlife’s fantasy
you could’ve been a p+rnstar, baby
you proved to me that i’m not g+y
you could’ve been a p+rnstar
but you wound up with me

[bridge]
you could turn a c+ck loving woman g+y
with that magical va+jay
and i’m gonna ruin it every day
’til the thing is all stretched out and grey

[verse 3]
you could do victoria’s secret
if they knew that you existed
if harvey weinstein was still free
he wouldn’t care if you resisted
if the pope could watch you pray
i’m pretty sure that he would jack
i’ve done that while you sleep at night
and dropped a load right on your back
[chorus]
you could’ve been a p+rnstar, baby
you could be famous on the net
you could’ve been a p+rnstar, baby
yeah, you’re the stretchiest girl i’ve met
you could’ve been a p+rnstar, baby
you’re every teenager’s fantasy
you could’ve been a p+rnstar
but you wound up with me
you could’ve been a p+rnstar
but you wound up with me

- steel panther lyrics

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