steel panther - teleporter lyrics
[verse 1]
hanging out on a double date
with my two friends skeeter g and sherry
and their barely legal cousin molly may
don’t you know that girl is f+cking cherry
[pre+chorus]
happened to be wearing my white pants
i had a fart that turned to shat by chance
[chorus]
teleporter
take me far away
i don’t want to be here anymore
teleporter
i sh+t my pants today
molly may was laughing on the floor
[verse 2]
high as f+ck with my friends at the game
the cleveland browns and some team that was better
the hot dog girl was slammin’ and she thought i was too
i bet onе of my buddies i could get her
[pre+chorus]
four minutеs and she’s sucking on my dong
i look up and we’re on the jumbotron
[chorus]
teleporter
take me far away
i don’t want to be here anymore
teleporter
they saw my d+ck today
on top of that
the browns still didn’t score!
[bridge]
seventeen back in ’63
mom and dad at dinner in the valley
no magazines
jacked off anyway
to family album shots of my aunt sally
[pre+chorus]
dog was l!cking jiffy off my sack
i didn’t realize my folks were back
[chorus]
teleporter
take me far away
i don’t want to be here anymore
teleporter
everything has changed
mom won’t kiss the dog no more for sure
[outro]
get me out of here now, teleporter
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