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stephan said - you ain't a cowboy lyrics

[chorus]
you ain’t a cowboy
because you wear the clothes
no one here is fooled by what you’re up to
you can’t stop it
the harder that you try
the harder it’s gon’ roll on over you
[verse 1]
now buddy ‘ro i wrote down a song for you
it’s gonna get you red riled and awful blue
you’re gonna trade in your boots for some walking shoes
when i’m done learnin’ you how us real cowboys do
don’t be scared, i ain’t even gonna use your name
when i pick apart your act, bring your whole life to shame
you ain’t nothin’ but a oil tycoon
you ate your whole life from a silver spoon
the whole country knows you’re an aristocrat goon
but still you ain’t got the sense to know when it’s high noon?
your daddy bought you a ranch, you thought it was cool
you drank mint juleps by the swimming pool
and flunked school while the high man did all the work
you carried on and partied like a fratboy jerk
you see we rode the herd while you got the free ride
what your kind represents makes my grandma cry
[chorus]
you ain’t a cowboy
because you wear the clothes
no one here is fooled by what you’re up to
you can’t stop it
the harder that you try
the harder it’s gon’ roll on over you
[verse 2]
when being a ranger became your wet dream
the closest you could come was buy a baseball team?
then they bought you your way into the ol’ whitewash house
the first cowboy ever that was afraid of a mouse
you haven’t bought you a hat and some boots
to add to your collection of photo-op suits?
and sure you look cute in your new super clothes
but what was that white line goin’ up your nose?
why if you so much as rode a horse for a half-mile ride
you’d cry home to your mommy about your little raw hide
you never were a soldier but you wore the uniform
to look like you got the guts to go out in a storm
meanwhile our kids go do your dirty work
while you and your oil buddies get raises and perks
cause you don’t get why no one here is fooled
if i said hold the door would you get a garden tool?
[chorus]
you ain’t a cowboy
because you wear the clothes
no one here is fooled by what you’re up to
you can’t stop it
the harder that you try
the harder it’s gon’ roll on over you
[verse 3]
now here’s one that’ll bring you right down to your knees
to tell an oil man from a real southerner? please!
all you have to do is put your nose in the breeze
only one of ’em’ll make you haul off and sneeze
the other one’ll make you lock your wife and children in the house
you remember when they flew you onto that boat
and your pr firm decided to inflate your coat?
i guess that was so you could float or by chance
was that so millions of children would look at your pants?
now i’m telling you this cause we get a wail
when an oil man tells you he swaths and bails
but don’t look so sad bud, your check’s in the mail
in the meantime, try some vinegar on your kale
now friends, that’s all i’ve come here to say
i’ve written that hot-air texas tornado away
[chorus x2]
you ain’t a cowboy
because you wear the clothes
no one here is fooled by what you’re up to
you can’t stop it
the harder that you try
the harder it’s gon’ roll on over you
you ain’t a cowboy
because you wear the clothes
no one here is fooled by what you’re up to
you can’t stop it
the harder that you try
the harder it’s gon’ roll on over you

- stephan said lyrics

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