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stephen lynch, kevin cahoon, matthew salavidar - today you are a man lyrics

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robbie:
there’s a gift from every guest

robbie & band:
today you are a man

robbie:
the c-cktail franks have all been blessed

robbie & band:
today you are a man

robbie:
your goyim friends have been agog
since they left the synagogue
drunk on schnapps and in a fog
and speaking hebrew best they can

sammy:
(attempting hebrew.)
lachaim!

robbie & band:
cause you are a man!

robbie:
there’s a waitress dressed up like a go-go

george:
but remember shiksas are a no-no

robbie:
go shake hands with each tom, d-ck, and herschel

sammy:
they’ll be shvitzing
and what’s even worse you’ll

robbie & band:
have to kiss your aunts
and watch your zayde dance
but remember this
it could be ten times worse
at least it’s not your briss
your briss
today you are a

robbie:
boy-boy-boy
boy-boy-boy
boy-boy-boy

george & sammy:
boy?

robbie:
no!

all 3:
a man!

ole!

- stephen lynch kevin cahoon matthew salavidar lyrics

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