stephen lynch - d and d lyrics
better get back up here. this is a song about a guy you might remember from high school, or you might be this guy from high school. i don’t know..
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(how about a little harmonica?)
i’ve got my twelve sided die and i’m ready to roll with a wizard and my goblin crew.
my friends are comin’ over to my mom’s bas-m-nt bringin’ funyuns and a mountain dew.
{i got a big broad sword made out of cardboard and that stereo’s a-pumpin zeppelin.
it’s that time of the night we turn on the black light let the dungeons and the dragons begin.}
it’s d and d!
fighting with the legends of yore.
it’s d and d!
never kissed lady before. {nope!} whoo!
now the lord of the rings, the dark crystal and things.
we use these as a reference tool.
and when we put on our cloaks and tell warlock jokes we’re the coolest kids at the school…
{no we’re not.}
i know.
now teich’s a real b-st-rd but a fair dungeon master.
he’s got hit points and charisma to lend.
{and i rehe-rs- in my room, or what i call the dragon’s tomb, when i’m not out with my girlfriend.}
it’s d and d… wait…
sorry, you got a girlfriend?
{yeah. yeah, i got a…no.}
it’s d and d!
warriors that terrify.
it’s d and d!
virgins ’till the day we…
1,2,3,4!
die!
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thanks.
{stephen lynch, ladies and gentlemen.}
that’s mark teich.
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