stephen lynch - kill a kitten lyrics
when the game of life makes you feel like quittin’,
it helps a lot if you kill a kitten
mark my words, cause from where i’m sittin,
you can’t go wrong if you kill a kitten.
there’s no crime that you’ll be commitin’
i know the law, you can kill a kitten.
if you need yarn for that scarf you’re knittin’
youll get plenty when you kill a kitten
feed it turpentine, or break it’s spine,
crush it with your shoe, as long as you…
kill a kitten
if the one you love isn’t quite as smitten,
she’ll like you better when you kill a kitten
to quote the bible, cause that’s where it’s written
if yee loveth jesus, yee must kill a kitten
flush it down the can, hit it with your van,
throw it at a train, make it snort cocaine
drown it in a lake, bake a kitty cake
stick some tnt up it’s cat booty
do what you must do, as long as you…
kill a kitten
killing kittens isn’t easy,
and if the thought makes you feel queasy,
grab a pitchfork from the shed,
and kill a puppydog instead!
kill a kitten, kill a kitten, for a mitten
kill a kitten (4x)
kill….
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