stephen lynch - lion lyrics
[narration]
“howdy, folks. this next song is a story of a gal who just
couldn’t choose between to fellers. one was about the nicest
guy you ever met, and the other one, well, he’s kind of a
d-ck. let’s listen in as these boys settle it the only way
they know how; through singing. and a 1, and a 2… ”
make a choice – will it be
a guy who really, really loves you baby, baby
or a guy like me?
i would comfort you when you’re sad
well, i would just leave you crying
i would protect you if a lion attacked you
not trying to f-ck with no lion
i would fight a man for your honor
i don’t know no kung fu
i’d carry you across a muddy field
b-tch, these jordans are new
make a choice – will it be
a guy who really, really loves you baby, baby
or a guy like me?
i would read you romantic poetry
i’ll leave that sh-t on the shelf
my love making would be sweet and tender
this thing ain’t sucking itself, no
i would take you to the finest restaurants
here’s an old baby ruth
i would tell you how pretty you look tonight
and i would tell you the truth
make a choice – will it be
a guy who really, really loves you baby, baby
or a guy like me?
but ba-by, baby
the choice is up to you
so pick me quickly
’cause i’ve got sh-t to do
it’s true dear, i do dear
i want you to be mine
but let’s be clear here
i’m still not fighting no lion…
[narration]:
“let’s see what happens next…
every day i’d say how much i love you
… i would not
i’d surprise you with gifts and flowers
i’d spend your money on pot, yeah
we would stay up all night just talking
i’d fall asleep when i came
i’d spell your name out with a thousand rose petals
i don’t remember your name!
make a choice – will it be
a guy who really, really loves you baby, baby
or a guy like me?
make a choice – will it be
a guy who really, really loves you baby, baby
or a guy like me?
[narration]:
“see? i told you he was kind of a d-ck.”
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