stereomyth - bitch, don't touch my breakfast lyrics
eggs
sans chicken legs
they’re what i gotta nom on at the start of the day
i want a waffle and quaffle of some coffee will do—
no cream or sugar—just give me dark black goo
je voudrais une omelette, monsieur
avec un croissant du chocolat et trop de beurre
no man, i don’t know a word of french
but yo it’s how i like my toast: it with a syrup drench
[chorus]
it goes check one two on the mic, now let me wreck this
you must believe it when i say to just respect this
i’ll take a pound of grits, and yo, i’m not s+xist
but listen up, b+tch, don’t touch my breakfast
i got a dozen eggs ‘neath my solar plexus
hotcakes baked up larger than texas
restaurants and bakeries expect this—
but listen up, b+tch, don’t touch my breakfast!
grab yourself some pancakes and links (stop)
wash your hands real good in a sink (drop)
mix it all up in a bowl (roll)
you got pigs in a blanket m+th+f+cka, let’s go
to perkins or denny’s, ihop or bennie’s
fresh beignets from your local fat frenchie
i’m like ricky bobby cause i love some crepes
and i don’t even have to call them really thin pancakes
if i break fast then today’s a good day
no hog, no beef, no puree
just m+ffins, lots of m+ffins
and then i’ll finish it off right with a bowl of puffins
hash browns and oatmeal
if you can’t get your own well that’s quizzical
i just try my best to eat breakfast out
some might even say, “yo, kevin, you’re buggin out”
[chorus]
it goes check one two on the mic, now let me wreck this
you must believe it when i say to just respect this
i’ll take a pound of grits, and yo, i’m not s+xist
but listen up, b+tch, don’t touch my breakfast
i got a dozen eggs ‘neath my solar plexus
hotcakes baked up larger than texas
restaurants and bakeries expect this—
but listen up, b+tch, don’t touch my breakfast!
[bridge]
got oj and some cereal
got some eggs and a cinnamon roll
got pancakes and pastry too
fourteen eggs and a cup will do
hashbrowns there with a side of crepes
french toast topped with some nuts and dates
eggs benedict with the hollandaise
this is how you know i like to start my days
make some toast with a cup of tea
followed by an omelette with some ham and cheese
fresh fruit—straight down the chute!
have a little m+ffin and a scone to boot
i know that sometimes it’s hard to correct this but please, b+tch
don’t touch my breakfast
[chorus]
it goes check one two on the mic, now let me wreck this
you must believe it when i say to just respect this
i’ll take a pound of grits, and yo, i’m not s+xist
but listen up, b+tch, don’t touch my breakfast
i got a dozen eggs ‘neath my solar plexus
hotcakes baked up larger than texas
restaurants and bakeries expect this—
but listen up, b+tch, don’t touch my breakfast!
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