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steve berke - pot shop (thrift shop parody) lyrics

[hook]
im gonna smoke some weed, only got 20 dollas in my pocket
i’mma huntin, looking for a pot shop, this is f-cking awesome!

[verse]
walk into my house like what up, i got some good pot
i’m just pumped up got some herb from the pot shop
ice in my fridge it used to be frosty
my friends like “d-mn, that’s a stoned -ss donkey!”
rollin’ in h-lla high, looking like it’s fifa time
dominating all my friends, as i eat some chili fries
draped in a snuggie with my girl sitting next to me
probably shouldn’t have had a big gulp full of ice tea
p-ss!
but sh-t it was 99 cents!

i be blazin and smokin it
bout to go and get some munchie snacks, p-ssing up on those cracker jacks
reeces pieces are where it’s at, gotta get me some soda pop
cotton mouth has been creeping up
but can’t remember where i put my keys
yeah, that’s what’s up
i’mma take your grandpa’s ride, i’mma take your grandpa’s ride
no for real, ask your grandpa, can i take his 65?
deville cruisin to my local publix
nothing better than rolling with 2 super fly chicks!
they had frozen burritos, i bought frozen burritos
i bought some ben and jerry’s, then i bought some cheetos
h-llo, h-llo, my main man obama
a couple states have just reformed their laws on marijuana
whatcha gonna do, send the feds there? h-ll no!
the dea’s would be like “ah, they got volcano”

[hook x2]

[verse]
what you know about the science of marijuana?
what you know about people suffering from glaucoma?
they need it, they need it, it helps them with their condition
if don’t believe me, then just ask some eye physicians
thank your granddad for voting for that guy richard
nixon is the president who made the plant illegal
but science is now showing that its medicine for people
and the private sector’s fighting to keep all of that illegal
alcohol and tobacco, pharmaceutical, prisons
i’ll take those four major lobby groups and fight those motherf-ckers
they making money day and night, all those motherf-ckers
and bribing congress out of sight, all those motherf-ckers
they be like, “oh, it’s immoral and unhealthy”
i’m like how many people are you making wealthy
anti-marijuana lobbies are making all kinds of profits
and they don’t want you to stop it cause of all the special interests
i call that getting swindled and pimped, sh-t
i call that getting tricked by the government, that law’s h-lla old
so its time to update it, regulate it, and then get it under state control
peep game, look into my political telescope
think it’s going to stay like this forever, nah, it h-lla won’t, nah, it h-lla won’t

[hook]

[verse]
let’s end the war on drugs, it’s time to pull the plug
these special interest groups are nothing more than corporate thugs
let’s end the war on weed, the people have agreed
these special interest groups have kept these laws with bribery

[hook]

- steve berke lyrics

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