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steve cash - three things i hate about pcs lyrics

[chorus]
ahh, ba ba ba bum, ba da ba da , ahh, da da da dum, ba ba da ow!
ahh, ba ba ba bum, ba da ba da, ahh, da da da dum, ba ba da ow!

[verse 1]
here’s a little song i wrote for the geeks, it’s called three frickin’ things i can’t stand about pcs!
i gotta say before i start, a word at microsoft, i spent a thousand bucks and all it does it p+ss me off!
number one, spam, no not the meat in the can, the one that clutters up your email box and that comes from my ram
oh look, i got another message from my good friend bill, you can gain four inches just from taking a pill (amazing!)
i don’t want your cheap v++gr+, i don’t wanna lose weight, and you can all just burn in h+ll for this and that would be great!
oh no, that ones got a virus in it, no don’t download it please! control alt delete! control alt delete!

[verse 2]
number two, windows moviе maker just isn’t the swell, if i push on any b+tton thеn it all goes to h+ll!
it’s always crashing, unresponsive just by making a cl!ck, i’m gonna get you bill gates, it’s got your name on it! [dammit!]
i’m just gonna move that right+ oops! your kidding, again, i have to reboot?
you think they really care about how long it takes to get movies done? believe me, it took me 2 days just to edit this one

[verse 3]
number three, here’s something i hear everyday, i say “yeah i’m good on computers”, and you know what they say? “so you’re good at computers, huh? well oh my lord, i have this old one right here and it don’t turn on anymore, can you fix it?”
whoa buddy no, i didn’t say that, i said i’m good on computers, where’d you get this cr+p?
making music, funny movies, coding video games, building websites, just for fun i like to write my own name! (haha!)
just because i can do some really really cool things on it, does not qualify me to fix your sh+t
and when eddie from van halen said he shreds best by far, do you think they showed up on his doorstep “can fix my guitar?”
no, h+ll no! do you think he cares? platinum records aren’t degrees in instrumental repair!
so when your talking to a techie and he sounds like a nerd, don’t bring him your commodore “can you make this work?”
it’s a common misconception that we hear all the time, just because you watch a lot of tv don’t mean you can fix mine!
so that’s it, i’m done, i’ve said my piece, that was three little things i frickin’ hate about pcs
[chorus]
ahh, ba ba ba bum, ba da ba da , ahh, da da da dum, ba ba da ow!
ahh, ba ba ba bum, ba da ba da, ahh, da da da dum, ba ba da ow!

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