steve harley - from here to eternity lyrics
harley
i got this wild woman lover, she’s as strange as any other
and she’s always making fun outta me
she got this foul-tempered, distempered, flea-infested dog
who likes to sit and watch tv
he has this habit of destroying my guitars to get even with me, oh
but that’s only after stevie’s put a boot in his face
well my gal must weigh a ton but she insists that she’ll never diet
i’d like to stick her with a pin to see her burst and some day i think i might
and when she leaps into the bath it’s a belly-aching laugh
oh it’s something you all oughta see
and whenever she’s hungry, she hits me with a cane
oh she’s such a barrel of fun
oh that’s why i’ll hang around from here to eternity, oh forever
well she beats me like a slave and in the yard she’s even plotted my grave, can you believe it ?
i been verboten, forgotten and i’ve always had my own life to save
when i was putting out the cat one night
she kicked me out and wouldn’t let me get back in
it was seven below and i froze to the skin
well she only relented when i swore she was the double of brigitte bardot
then i had to make a little love but i wasn’t too slow, you know
i coulda claimed i had another migraine but she’d only have yelled, oh
she treats me like a dog that she dragged in from a bog
oh she’s such a barrel of fun
oh that’s why i’ll hang around from here to eternity
oh she pokes out my eyes, surprise, surprise
oh she’s such a barrel of fun
that’s why i’ll hang around from here to eternity, ooo
forever, she’s such fun
she’s a barrel of fun
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