steve warky nunez - grandpa got plowed over by a seme lyrics
grandpa got plowed over by a seme
found a guy on craigslist christmas eve
you can say there’s no such thing as ukes
but after seeing grandpa, i believe
it all started with some yaoi
which we begged him not to read
then he bought himself a kindle
with each book he bought, he found a mighty need
when we found him christmas morning
got home late, so still in bed
they told me to get him ready
i found grandpa with a seme giving head
grandpa got plowed over by a seme
found a guy on craigslist christmas eve
you can say there’s no such thing as ukes
but after seeing grandpa, i believe
now we’re all so proud of grandpa
he’s been taking it so well
he’s still playing with that seme
on all fours, i guess he must have slipped and fell
christmas got a little stranger
grandpa doesn’t even know
he refused to come to dinner
grandpa’s busy getting plowed out in the snow (in the snow!)
grandpa got plowed over by a seme
found a guy on craigslist christmas eve
you can say there’s no such thing as ukes
but after seeing grandpa, i believe
grandpa came inside to tell us
that he hadn’t been attacked
he explained that he was h+rny
and the seme was a great lay in the sack
“now you’ll all have to excuse me,”
he explained while in the den
i guess grandpa’s really hungry
as the seme fed him stuffing once again
grandpa got plowed over by a seme
found a guy on craigslist christmas eve
you can say there’s no such thing as ukes
but after seeing grandpa, i believe
singin’, grandpa got plowed over by a seme
found a guy on craigslist christmas eve
you can say there’s no such thing as ukes
but after seeing grandpa, i believe
i believe
merry yaoimas!
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