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stevie starfish - mrs hand lyrics

[verse 1]
i see my future oh+so clear
i’ll be home and drinking beer
and i guess that this is fate
i will m+st+rbate
i’ll be home and kicking back
with my ever growing sack
’cause i can not get a date
so i’ll m+st+rbate
i will m+st+rbate

[verse 2]
i take a look at mrs. hand
she’s the one who understands
she’s fulfilling all my needs
and my dirty, dirty deeds
and i named her “billy sue”
and she knows just what to do
and she shows that she’s got class
while her neighbours suck my ass
while her neighbours suck my ass (oh+ho, mmm+hmm)

[bridge]
wacka+wacka+wacka (ooh, yeah)
wacka+wacka+wacka (woah+woah)
wacka+wacka+wacka (ooh, yeah)
wacka+wacka+wacka (woah+woah)
[verse 3]
i am a man who will strive to make most of what i can
with my p+n+s in my hand
(yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
and when i’m strangling my b+n+r
forget that i’m a loner it’s me and mrs. hand
(yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
i am a man who will strive to make most of what i can
with my p+n+s in my hand
(yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
and when i’m surfing on the redtube
thank god for f+cking +n+l lube, it’s me and mrs. hand
(yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
and when i’m popping a corona with my huge f+cking b+n+r
it’s me and mrs. hand
(yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)

- stevie starfish lyrics

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