stikky - moshometer lyrics
receive yours when you buy your ticket
strap it on your head, and away you go
turn it in after the show
total your points, and then you’ll know
if you’re punk enough to be punk enough
to be allowed to mosh it up
the little computer does all the work
just go have fun, f+ck sh+t up
leave it to our new moshometer
to improve your local scene
only real hardcores allowed
and then
measures the volume of air displacement
when you’re running ’round in the pit
keeps track of stagе dives, blood pressure, hеart rate
acting p+ssed? good boy, that’s it!
who cares if the band says anything smart?
you’re not held accountable for listening
just make sure you sweat and swear
how cool, you don’t have to learn a thing
leave it to our new moshometer
to improve your local scene
only real hardcores allowed
and then
if you want to enjoy the music
make new friends, or watch the show
you’ll by thrown out on your sissy ass
by our hardcore patrol
moshometer’s just the next step up
from all the standards, rules, and cliques
only real hardcores allowed
and then our scene will croak real quick
[spoken]
huh+huh+huh, huh…mosh…
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