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stodolak & kerr - just another jingle lyrics

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[ben]
glad that you could make it
you deserve a break
there’s only so much christmas that the nerves can take
here’s to us and faking festive cheer

i spent an hour pitchin’ little drummer mouse
that ad redid the kitchen in my summer house
who says christmas comes just once a year

every season, the same routine

[candace, spoken]
they’ve already doubled their budget for next year

[ben]
we’re all just cogs in the holiday machine

[employees & ben]
jingle bells if you want to advertise
pere noels prepare to sell a bunch of lies
do what sells compromise integrity

candy canes keep the client satisfied
reindeer reigns prepare to swallow all your pride
profit gains this i can guarantee
[all]
christmas is a commodity
but if that’s how it’s gotta be
we’ll fake it if we must

[ben]
it’s just another jingle

[candace, spoken]
for you, mr. chris

[ben, spoken]
candace, you shouldn’t have

[candace, spoken]
if you would dress more festive, maybe i wouldn’t have

[ben, spoken]
that’s not true

[candace, spoken]
of course it’s not

[ben, spoken]
where is vicki? i can’t do the speech without her
[candace, spoken]
it’s hard to make a dramatic entrance on time

[samantha, spoken]
get back here mcclane

[samuel, spoken]
no, i’m hans gruber!

[samantha, spoken]
no fair! why are you always hans?

[ben, spoken]
will you please…

[candace, spoken]
already texting her

[ben]
even though i cringe with every hohoho
i don’t just make it rain, my friend, i make it snow
auld lang syne signs cheques for my chauffeur

[employees]
we take compassion, put it on display
we rake the cash in every holiday
we’re bankin’ cents on frankincense and myrrh
[candace]
pour some more of that chardonnay
the guest of honor is on her way

[ben, spoken]
ladies and gentlemen
can i have your attention
for a moment to mention my gratitude
’cause i know that you’ll all of the attitude that the holidays hollow and flat
dude we’re one in the same but we all have our parts to play in the game
so i’d like to ask you all grab a glass and toast to our most successful campaign

[all]
cheers!

[ben, spoken]
to vicki vandrelle, the little darling mademoiselle
the jingle they had was dated and quaint
so we added fresh rhymes and a new coat of paint
from toddler to swaddler she grew with the brand and helped them expand
speaking of growing, how about throwing some love for the gilding this building is showing
just promise to not ask how much is still owing

[employees]
oh!

[vicki, spoken]
we kid and i jest, but truly this unruly crowd is the best
our merriment isn’t meant merely to tout
you are the glue of this without a doubt
be proud of yourself
your impact is huge
from the elf to the scrooge

[ben, spoken]
but enough with the praise

[ben & vicki, spoken]
no more delays
everybody is getting a raise

[employees]
every season, the same routine
we’re happy cogs in the holiday machine

[employees, vicki & ben]
mistletoe if you want to advertise
let it snow prepare to sell a bunch of lies
hohoho compromise integrity

[ben]
it’s just another jingle

[employees & vicki]
santa claus keep the client satisfied

[ben]
just another jingle

[employees & vicki]
falalas prepare to swallow all your pride

[ben]
it’s just another jingle

[employees & vicki]
rudolph’s schnooz this i can guarantee

[ben]
ya ya

[all]
we’ll fake it till we make it if we must

[ben]
it’s just another jingle

[employees & vicki]
jingle jingle jingle jingle jingle
hear those sleigh bells ringle

[ben]
just another jingle

[employees & vicki]
jingle jingle jingle

[all]
it’s just another
just another jingle

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