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straight no chaser - the movie medley lyrics

[intro – universal studios intro]
bap de ba ba
bap bap bap
get your popcorn (and b-tter please)
and diet c0ke (less calories)
and take your seats (silence your phones)

[verse 1 – jur-ssic park]
there are dinosaurs
in jur-ssic park
oh no!
they just escaped
the power went out
setting them all free
run for your lives!
(oh my god!)
(run for your lives!)
(i got bit!)
(run for your lives!!)

[verse 2 – james bond]
he’s got cool cars and gadgets
loves brunettes and blondes
your husband loves these movies
he loves brunettes and blondes
brosnan and daniel craig
connery and roger moore
and those two other guys
you’ve never heard of before
bond, james bond

[verse 3 – e.t.]
found him in our backyard
was left by his sp-ceship
e.t. the tiny alien
just wants to phone home

[verse 4 – t-tanic]
kate winslet was cheating
with dicaprio
an iceberg
caused the ship to sink
but that string quartet kept cool
and played along as most everyone drowned

[verse 5 – indiana jones]
(har-rison ford, har-rison ford)
indiana, not the school (har-rison ford, har-rison ford)
he was a cowboy with a science background (har-rison ford, har-rison ford)
he was searching for a cup (har-rison ford, har-rison ford)
while fighting pirates and bad guys
and running from boulders in a cave (boulders in a cave)

[verse 6 – forrest gump]
life is a box of chocolates he said
and he really had to pee
when not on the run, he sat on that bench
waiting to see jenny
they had a child, the kid from the sixth sense
dead people he could see
bruce willis dead the whole time
what a great movie

[verse 7 – chariots of fire]
have you seen this movie?
our guess would be no
but this famous theme song
you probably know
we’ll show you how this song is used
in movies and shows (all your favorite shows)
the character’s always in a race
running in slow-mo

[verse 8 – rocky]
sylvester stallone was a n0body
until he wrote this great story
the underdog wins in the end
always yelling: “adrian!!”
rocky boy
the rocky fight
they kept the montage tonight
running up the stairs
push ups and punching cows to train (oh philadelphia!!)

[verse 9 – star wars]
star wars
more like bizarre wars
too many prequels
can’t follow along
vader
more like a hater
used his lightsaber
to injure his son
now, luke, we’re grateful that you saved everyone
but why did you kiss your sister? (that’s just nasty)
we know, she looked hot in that gold bikini
but c’mon man she’s still family
family (everybody!)
star wars
ya-da-da star wars
ya-da-da star wars
ya da da da!

[outro – universal studios intro]
hope you enjoyed (hope you enjoyed)
rsnc (rsnc)
movie medley! (you should applaud!)

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