strawberrysana - natsuki vs yuri rap battle lyrics
yuri: “h-llo natsuki.”
natsuki: “oh hey yuri.”
yuri: “i just wanted to congratulate you.”
natsuki: “congratulate me? for what?”
yuri: “for being voted the worst girl in our game!”
natsuki: “excuse me? where did you hear that?”
yuri: “oh you know, like all over the the internet?”
natsuki: “look yuri, i don’t have time to deal with your sh-t. i don’t know if you’ve noticed but i’m actually quite popular around here!”
yuri: “oh? is that so?”
natsuki: “yeah. strawberrysana even has me as her icon, see?”
yuri: “strawberry who? anyway, why don’t we have a little compet-tion? like a poetry battle to see how many fans prefer me over you?”
natsuki: “fine! bring it edgelord!”
begin song
natsuki:
who’s the cutest doki ever?
natsuki of course!
manga is more lit than this markov loving wh-re!
you can never beat my cupcakes
cutting’s all you can manage!
after i’m done with you
you’re gonna need another bandage
this edgy wannabe is a zero out of ten
while everyone adores me
why don’t you go f-ck a pen?
so you’re body is thicc
but your face makes me vomit
see your character is boring
“and heres some more tea!”
you’re an obsessive sl-t
whose got no ounce of talent!
b-tch go have a nice weekend
all alone with your knife bent!
your b–bs are so fake
just like your personality
plus sana loves me the most
welcome to my reality (just natsuki)
everyone agrees my treats are the best
you can’t have a bite
but you can take a stab to the chest!
your creepy freaky eyes probably can’t even see
that the winner of this rap battle
is just natsuki
yuri:
you say you wanna fight me
can you even reach my neck?
papa’s not the only one who’ll put your bratty -ss in check!
you’re flatter than a washboard
all you even do is bake
i think we all agree you being born was a mistake
your poems aren’t cute
b-tch can you even read?
you really think you’re better than me
honey please
i’m a yandere queen
and you’re tsundere garbage
my t-ts are probably bigger than your brain
just being honest
go look under a vending machine to find cents
you’re a tiny pink twig
whose neck snaps in suspense
you’re an annoying little girl
and you got daddy issues
your poems make my eyes bleed
i’m gonna need tissues
you may be sana’s best girl
that doesn’t bother me a bit
who reads parfait girls?
are you trying to get hit?
so you got cooking sk!lls
b-tch i really don”t care
if you’re starving for attention eat monika’s hair
hahahahaha
monika: did someone say monika?
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