streetmantv - norwegian youtubers (disstrack) lyrics
[intro]
h-llo, its your boy streetman here, together with thomas, thomas the tank engine
i figured that i wanted to make a disstrack on the norwegian youtube community. so i did
i absolutely f-cking destroyed them over a f-cking thomas the tank engine beat. thats a bit embarr-ssing
[verse]
i don’t know where to start, tryna’ be a rapper
really just sittin’ here, being a fapper
this community sucks, let me roast this sh-t
i’m gonna spit some fire, and i’m being legit
the norwegian ‘tubers are just like tumors
spreading fake rumors, like a f-cking noober
i’m gonna clean this sh-t, here and now
hear your name? i’m calling you out
let’s start with noobwork, that f-cking b-tch
started playing minecraft, now he thinks he’s rich
hanging out with alan, now he thinks he’s broiler
bought and r8. come on dude, it’s over
we have murdrocks. f-cking c-msocks
if i see your face, you’ll hear gunshots
you don’t like your fans, only sponsored videos
getting carried by a f-cking monsterous ego
you said “being a ‘tuber gets you a lot of p-ssy”
but your fans are twelve. oh sh-t, that’s juicy
you’re making me sick, you disgusting -ss pr-ck
and now you apparently got a chick?
what happened to herman? wasn’t you two f-cking?
was his p-ssy tight, or did it feel like nothing?
did you suck his d-ck, that small slippery stick
you collect some spit, and get ready to dip
you got salty spit, you know it’s salty sh-t
just like dennis vareide, that salty b-tch
he went and sued tappe, tappe lost the case
you know why. it’s because his race
then it’s woldelige ole, with his m-ssive beard
we know its just to compensate the lack of hair
at least you uploaded videos like amalie olsen
oh sh-t
oh, this is awkward
we have thearmanshow, makes fun of immigrants
how so? he can do it. he’s a black independent
theres jonieboi, who thinks he can fight
if i see his face, it is all green light
i’ll make you scream, like the b-tch you are
even nellie has bigger forearms
i’ll make your face look like kime plays
when he upload videos and thumbnails
i’ll explain it simple for you all
your videos sucks, you’re about to fall
you content is -ss, even i wouldn’t eat it
i’ll take a sh-t on the camera, and there, i beat it!
the only channel that really counts, is sondre&papz with their great account
they’re the real heroes, saving norway
from horrible content and wh0r-play
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