string bean - rainy day in belfast lyrics
(intro)
yeah its string bean
i’m british now
(yeah, yeah yeah)
(verse 1)
eating her p+ssy like fish and chips
i ponder at her glory, her p+ssy lips
i serve the queen, my one and only
bidens wife don’t f+ck him, he’s lonely
i sh+g your girl, it ought to be jolly
she eat my cracker, just like polly
i receive the benefits of free health care
i’m quite flamboyant, i have a lot of flare
took twenty percs on my way to the fair
i’m quite mysterious like austin powеrs
my d+ck smells like a bed of flowеrs
i don’t rock with guns i don’t play with life
i’ll stab you in the b+ll+cks with a knife
(chorus)
i’m riding on the tube
f+ck your mum with lube
i rock with the gang
whilst saying british slang
my mates love sippin tea
all you americans do is flee yuh
i’m riding on the tube
f+ck your mum with lube
i rock with the gang
whilst saying british slang
my mates love sippin tea
all you americans do is flee yuh
(verse 2)
(roight whats all this then, okay)
i’m catching bodies yeah just like jack the ripper
i put the tea in the bag yeah i’m finna shippa
mans cross my mans you know i got a grippa
got the whip out yeah aluminium on my hippa
john and yoko rock your world i’m just like johnny fista
spread your cheeks out in bed i’m gonna fist ya
got chilly veins through my neck and on my wrista
catchin colds yeah i’m like jack frost in my new whippa
mans too cold yeah you better pull up your zippa
rubbish man get some d+mn bars or i’ll clip ya
stoke i’m in the gaffer hold on i gotta hit the loo
(walking noises followed by p+ssing)
(chorus)
i’m riding on the tube
f+ck your mum with lube
i rock with the gang
whilst saying british slang
my mates love sippin tea
all you americans do is flee yuh
i’m riding on the tube
f+ck your mum with lube
i rock with the gang
whilst saying british slang
my mates love sippin tea
all you americans do is flee yuh
(verse 3)
mmm tea and crumpets, delicious
i don’t eat american food like funyun
i only rock with brits, nick crompton
i’m stingy with my money, economizer
i’m proud to be a brit, a colonizer
i travel round the globe, first class
the ticket that i bought is one way to her ass
my drip is astronomical my jacket puffy
i flip off ronaldo, his beard is scruffy
i don’t throw the pigskin, i’m anti football
my wife’s boyfriend, his name is paul
you know my fellas mog in liverpool
whip out my knife, we finna duel
(outro)
i think we got every single british thing aside from watuh bottle
i hate british people
me too
(usa usa yeehaw +gun shot noises+)
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