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studio c - everything sounds nicer lyrics

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[adam (spoken)]
you called for me, boss?

[mallory (spoken)]
oh, yes. thank you so much for coming in. ah. listen, so you’re a really great worker and a nice guy-

[adam (spoken)]
oh, thanks

[mallory (spoken)]
-so, this isn’t easy to do, but we are downsizing. so, we have to, uh, just-

[adam (spoken)]
you’re not actually-

[mallory (spoken)]
ah. we have to-we have to let you, um…

[adam (spoken)]
what are you saying?

[mallory (spoken)]
i mean, we have fire…. you know what? let me just sing this to you

[adam (spoken)]
no, i don’t really think that would-

[mallory (spoken)]
oh, no, it’ll definitely help. this is gonna be really good, so

[mallory (sung)]
everything sounds nicer when you sing
when you sing, when you sing, when you sing
as long as it sound pretty, you can sing evil things
nasty things
violent things

[adam (spoken)]
so, am i fired?

[mallory (sung)]
you can tell your grandma it’s time to put her in a home

[whitney (spoken)]
okay!

[mallory (sung)]
dump your boyfriend, say he’s gonna die alone

[james (spoken)]
that’s a pretty song, mal

[mallory (spoken)]
hey, james, hey. uh… i’m dumping you…

[james (spoken)]
what?

[mallory (sung)]
i mean, i’m dumping you

[james (spoken)]
all right!

[mallory (sung)]
as long as you are singing, they can’t trace
that you just insulted them to their face

[mallory (spoken)]
like, take jason here, for example. if i just say to him: i wanna hurt you

[jason (spoken)]
what?

[mallory (spoken)]
it comes off a little threatening. but if i sing it in a jazzy voice…

[mallory (sung)]
i want to kick you in the head

[jason (spoken)]
wow! thank you!

[mallory (spoken)]
you’re welcome, jason! i’ll see you in the parking lot after work

[mallory (sung)]
everything sounds nicer to music
and it helps that jason here’s an idiot

[jason (spoken)]
it’s true! i am!

[mallory (spoken)]
just imagine if doctors used this tactic when diagnosing their patients

[stacy (spoken)]
look, you have one week to live

[matt (spoken)]
what? i am suing you

[mallory (spoken)]
here, doc. let me try

[mallory (sung)]
since your surgery, you’ve been infected through and through
because this stupid doctor left his ipod inside you

[matt (spoken)]
well, i lived a good life. sing it, girl!

[mallory (sung)]
you can tell your friend that she looks awful in those pants

[natalie (spoken)]
really? okay

[mallory (sung)]
and admit you never, ever wash your hands

[whitney (spoken)]
hey!

[mallory (spoken)]
i hope you don’t mind ruining that blazer
security’s coming, and they’re bringing tasers
because you are fired

[everyone else (sung)]
fired! fired!

[mallory (sung)]
you didn’t do anything wrong
you’re just fired

[everyone else (sung)]
fired! fired!

[mallory (sung)]
you are fired

[everyone else (sung)]
fired! fired!

[mallory (sung)]
just ’cause we don’t like your face
you are fired
and you’re not getting severance pay

- studio c lyrics

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