studio c - the hunger games musical: mockingjay parody - peeta's song lyrics
[verse 1]
district 12! katniss everdeen is dying
so hungry, she’s no longer trying
well honey, look around!
’cause peeta sees a hottie to save
and his mama don’t like it
but peeta is so brave
takes a good loaf of bread and he burns it black
throws it in the mud, “girl, i got yo’ back, mmm!”
just a little favor for the chick he digs
and by the way, he gave half to the pigs
catchin’ fire! katniss going back to the games
girl needs an ally, here’s the next name
it’s haymitch! the victor of the last quarter quell
could there be a better ally than him? pray tell!
he’s studied the games the past twenty+five years
i’ll save you, katniss. peeta volunteers!
[chorus]
katniss should be on team peeta, oh!
he’s slightly useless, but there’s no one sweeter, no!
he’s like a cute little dog with a camouflaged head
girls can’t resist the boy with the bread!
[verse 2]
you never know what strategy peeta will try
like joining the careers, or crawling away to die
unpredictable, he ain’t typical!
okay, in looks and fighting, i guess he’s typical. uh!
fog almost k!lled him
mags gave her life for him
monkey almost k!lled him
morphling gave her life for him
wounds almost k!lled him
katniss risked her life for him
a real man’s not afraid to let women die for him!
[chorus]
peeta really ought to get the girl, yeah!
he’s good at being cute, and hiding like a squirrel, and
he’s not ashamed to be vulnerable, or helpless, or dead
girl, don’t friend+zone the boy with the bread!
[verse 3]
peeta goes after the things he wants
ain’t no obstacle’s too much!
the man blows force+fields just to get cpr
’cause his love language is touch. aww!
he throws large weights wherever he aims
a power so special, never used it in the games!
he’s a hostage now, and you know that you miss ’em
peeta’s your boo, now lean down and kiss ‘em!
[chorus]
peeta wins your heart by being pleasant, oh!
like that one time he told the world, “hey guys, she’s pregnant!” whoa!
you know some folks will say, choose the hot one instead
girl, don’t pass up the boy with the bread!
[chorus]
(boy has got your back!)
careful, there’s a force+field
(team peeta!)
what’s your favorite color?
(team peeta!)
katniss, go, get out of here, go
(team peeta!)
i watched you go home every day, every day
(team peeta!)
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