stufy - man fruit lyrics
why is cannibalism such a shame?
we do not mourn the fruit, for they have no souls so we claim
but your grandma is a vegetable by any other name
why is cannibalism such a shame?
why can’t i be nice to small children?
just because some jackass couldn’t keep it in his pants
now i feel like a perv ’cause i enjoy toys and own a van
why can’t i be friends with small children?
why can’t i k!ll people just for fun?
i know you’re making people meat with that submachine gun
and i watch my friends step out of their way just to k!ll a bug
why can’t i k!ll people just for fun?
i don’t understand why i can’t eat humans
or why i shouldn’t believe in magic
and i don’t know why all my songs should rhymе
but the fact that i give in just makes mе barf
i’m so glad we put them in their place
a tree don’t even have a brain, and it’s taking up sp+ce
this universe was manufactured just to house the human race
i’m so glad we put them in their place
why is cannibalism frowned upon?
what do you think we’d to do if all the animals were gone?
all these poor, pretentious people producing their porky sp+wn
why is cannibalism frowned upon?
i don’t understand why i can’t eat humans
or why i shouldn’t believe in magic
and i don’t know why all my songs should rhyme
but the fact that i give in just makes me barf
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