style council - the stand up comic's instructions lyrics
get ’em laughing – keep ’em there,
you hold your own and they’ll hold their’s,
hold their gl-sses – can’t hold their beer
tell ’em the one about the f-cking queer.
do the one that always works,
’bout the lazy blacks that don’t like work,
and once you got ’em, keep ’em there
raise their spirits! raise their cheer!
do that one that never fails,
’bout the gang of white thugs and the asian male,
and once you got ’em, they’ll be with you!
see this lot’s loyal, through and through.
tell irish jokes and you can’t miss,
do the building site one and how they’re all thick.
keep ’em laughing – you’ll have it made,
we’re a friendly lot and you’ll be well paid.
but keep ’em laughing don’t let it stop
or the truth might catch up and spoil the plot.
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