suburban scars - metaphorically cheating lyrics
lets start with this rebel heartless b-tch
wishin to develope a fellowship with a kardashian
get kim plastered take her back to the pad and last a minute
just enough to make her have his b-st-rd kid
a skinny sh-t with an -ss and now he’s rich too for doin jack sh-t
this is what he imagines when he’s
sittin back with some jack dans
gettin hammered at the local tavern
grabbin his own -ss cause no b-tches are dancin
drops it low on the dance floor
does some gymnastics
goes spastic, wreaks havic with the plastic
rings up a tab so bad it comes with pajamis
brains smashed like its sandwiched
splatters like manwich
he handles it
there goes the jack thats the last of it
its on to rose’ so they call him t-tanic
sinkin and spinnin so bad taz can’t even fathom it
marylin mansin turns into jennier anniston
grabs her hand quick
its back to the sedan when tragedy hits
gives her a birthday package but he isnt wrappin it
thinks what could happen but
he’s to hammered not to nail this random b-tch
reverse fashion he unfastens his belt laughin
no hidin theres no p-ssion
aladin just wants his magic carpet ride d-mnit
looks like jasmine now but tomorrow she’s hanson
its already tomorrow now he’s gotta get back quick
back to reality, back to the pad, sh-t
kicks her to the curb, grabs the handle and slams it
dodges traffic and ditches like theres cops tryin to catch him
he’s back within minutes without nothing tragic
slips the wedding band back on his hand
that he vowed never to abandon
tipsy toes through the gr-ss
mouth still tastes of whiskey and random b-tch
sad situation when he kisses his kids to sleep with those d-mn lips
slips in the sack, his “love” grabs his hand
he’s the man, hangover the only damage
but he’s k!lling her slowly she dont know the half of it
she’s faithful, he’s the phantom -ss-ssin
its already p-ssed him
he crashes
holds her hand tight like nothing ever happened
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