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sudden death - blood, guts, and boobs lyrics

what you want in the movie? blood, guts and b00bs!
what you need in the movie? blood, guts and b00bs!
what you see in the movie? blood, guts and b00bs!
it makes life worth living! blood, guts and b00bs!
what you want in the movie? blood, guts and b00bs!
what you need in the movie? blood, guts and b00bs!
what you see in the movie? blood, guts and b00bs!
it makes previews worth watching! blood, guts and b00bs!

what i want in my movie when i pay my ten bucks
it better not be boring with a story that sucks
i need a chopped up body with the breath still laboring
and stale popcorn with imitation b-tter flavoring
top it off with a girl who takes her top off
i’m rootin’ for the k!ller lookin’ for things he can lop off
b00bs should be found in a plentiful amount
but silicon and cgi don’t count
for a film to compete it’s gotta have some extra meat
aliens are always fun but melted eyeb-lls are neat
if you got people to k!ll and need to get the job done
bullets are boring, lawnmowers are fun
to the women in the film who are trying to survive
here’s what you need to do to help you make it out a live
it’s the middle of the night, got a dozen dead friends
time to go skinny dipping in the lake again!

what you want in the movie? blood, guts and b00bs!
what you need in the movie? blood, guts and b00bs!
what you see in the movie? blood, guts and b00bs!
it makes goobers worth eating! blood, guts and b00bs!
what you want in the movie? blood, guts and b00bs!
what you need in the movie? blood, guts and b00bs!
what you see in the movie? blood, guts and b00bs!
it makes tapes worth rewinding! blood, guts and b00bs!

why would a woman take her shirt off when all of her
friends are getting knocked off and having limbs hacked off?
she can tell that she isn’t gonna make it
so what the h-ll, might as well die naked
besides b00bs can really help you out a ton
they’ll distract a horde of zombies long enough for your to run
more effective than a gun on escaped mental patients
b00bs are often used for diplomatic relations
why do you think that kid meowed in the grudge
he was trying to get her shirt off, but buffy wouldn’t budge
and those gadgets in saw had a serious flaw
they could snap open a jaw but couldn’t unlatch a bra
seriously that’d be at the top of my list
if i was making something like that exist, but he missed
the opportunity, for some gratuitous nudity
as flanders would say, yes indeedily-doodily

what you want in the movie? blood, guts and b00bs!
what you need in the movie? blood, guts and b00bs!
what you see in the movie? blood, guts and b00bs!
it makes paris worth watching! blood, guts and b00bs!
what you want in the movie? blood, guts and b00bs!
what you need in the movie? blood, guts and b00bs!
what you see in the movie? blood, guts and b00bs!
it makes lucas worth nothing! blood, guts and b00bs!

there’s a k!ller on the train again, nowhere to hide
you can jump off the side or “take off your t-shirt!”
your bowl of rice krispies says “snap krackle k!ll”
you can make out your will or “take off your t-shirt!”
the mirror’s talkin’ back to you, callin’ you fat
you can hit it with a bat or “take off your t-shirt!”
there’s a monster in your shower drain made out of hair
you can attack it with nair or “take off your t-shirt!”

bulbous, buoyant and bouncy, they can do some neat tricks
i like werewolf chicks because they have six
and sorority chicks should just be naked all the time
then it’s fine if they can’t remember a line
harry potter was ok but some day i wanna see
the version with all the perversion there can be
where ron gets disemboweled and hermione strips
and hagrid dresses like a catholic school girl with whips
call me appalling through it all i’m never satiated
i want snow white topless and the seven dwarfs decapitated
irritated when a movie misses a chance
to lop off someone’s head or rip off someone’s pants
so if your story sucks and your director can’t direct for sh-t
at least find a chick who will whip out a t-t
and if you go to a show and see me doing this song
take off your t-shirt and sing along!
what you want in the movie? blood, guts and b00bs!
what you need in the movie? blood, guts and b00bs!
what you see in the movie? blood, guts and b00bs!
it makes floors worth sticking to! blood, guts and b00bs!
what you want in the movie? blood, guts and b00bs!
what you need in the movie? blood, guts and b00bs!
what you see in the movie? blood, guts and b00bs!
it makes ebert worth feeding! blood, guts and b00bs!

blood! guts! b00bs! b00bs!
blood! guts! b00bs! b00bs!

“aaaaand…cut! yes, nice, nice. alright, let’s go again. let’s get some more blood. and some more b00bs. i’d say about 75% more b00bs. get some blood on those b00bs over there. let’s get those b00bs into that blood right there. jonathan, brother, you’re craft service, i’m not sure why you’re topless right now, but… um, alright. more b00bs, people, more b00bs. and we’ll go again. alright. man, i’m a g*nius.”

- sudden death lyrics

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