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sugarmeatsalad - stranded bruh lyrics

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[intro]
we’re sorry, the number you have dialled
is not in service at this time

is this thing on
i’ve been stuck here for… 20 days…i need help
is this thing even on, there’s just saltw-ter
is that a shark, oh my god there’s a shark
i’m stuck, there’s a shark, there’s four sharks
there’s four sharks, i repeat, there’s four sharks
i don’t know what to do please some help me i don’t

[verse 1]
he’s a stranded bruh
he is kind of dumb

20 days out at sea
just alone that’s the key

in a way
he’s free

but he’s not
cause he’s stuck
he’s a bruh
that’s a duh

he needs help
sos
fish a day
perhaps at best now

no ship sirens blared
should have prepared

[chorus]
he’s a stranded bruh
kinda stupid
lost all love
not close to a cupid

being stranded
ain’t as bad as you think
scratch that, it actually is
got no respect

he brought it
upon himself
he’s got a
low intellect now

[verse 2]
went on a trip
on a little vacation
for his temptation just
some isolation yeah

was going pretty well i guess

or so he thought
that was the thing
didn’t pack enough resources
his lightbulb didn’t ding

what can i say
guess he’s kinda dumb
didn’t realise packing food
was a common rule of thumb

now he’s stuck here
on this hot hot sand
feeling quite bland
he doesn’t know what to do
he’s burning his hand

like he needs help
someone call the ambulance
can i get a
bruh chain?

he’s left no trace
thought he was free
gotta metre of sp-ce
and a coconut tree

his flesh his rotting
his blood is also clotting
all is heard is blah blah blah
he’s a stranded bruh!

[chorus]
he’s a stranded bruh
kinda stupid
lost all love
not close to a cupid

being stranded
ain’t as bad as you think
scratch that, it actually is
got no respect

he brought it
upon himself
he’s got a
low intellect now

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