suhrd joshi - the pirate geek lyrics
ahoy there, mateys! how you doin’?
lend me your ears now, you folks!
naw, not literally! i’m a pirate!
so when i copy these cd’s
you’ll buy this, from the
pocket money you got
from your parents
i’ll rip every software
maker, ’til he’s miffed
and whip him like a cat
o’ nine tails, by ‘kraken’
his activation codes, ’til
the skull and crossbones
haunt his nightmares!
every software he
ships, i acquire
without breaking
a sweat, with all the
torrents found on the
pirate bay, or the files
shared via limewire
on the world wide
web! i don’t surf
i sail the internet
and adorn your
necks with its
pearls ’cause
i’m a pirate!
chorus –
i steal his treasures ’til there’s nothing precious left
i never wear a watch – as it is always time for theft..
loot is on my mind, though a sword is over my head
why buy genuine? go get a good copy cheap instead
often i feel guilty about all this, but that’s when an
influential voice of conscience in my mind urges –
“nonsense! what consequences? rip that disc
take that risk! you can’t afford to feed your kids
you ain’t that rich. so be wise, heed my advice
be smart, not a r-t-rd! and realize this, his is
a lost cause, a sinkin’ ship, ’cause every disc
we burn, sells like hot cakes! now listen
and do what your alter ego says! take
some blank discs, a nero 6, and stop
freakishly rich geeks from earning
extra pennies, by selling heaps
of copies of leaked releases
and reap the benefits!”
chorus –
i steal his treasures ’til there’s nothing precious left
i never wear a watch – as it is always time for theft..
loot is on my mind, though a sword is over my head
why buy genuine? go get a good copy cheap instead
it is baffling, ain’t it? how we come, from being nothing
to being able to give you – anything that you wanted?!
but don’t try what we do, we pirates are professionals
who risk themselves and sin for those who never had
money in their lives, to have what they saw the rich
little brats buy and enjoy! we may be banes to you
but we are the god-sent boon in their eyes! it’s like
i am their robin hood, from nottinghamshire. a
criminal robbin’ the rich, but doing some good
by helping the poor and seein’ their grat-tude
’cause it’s not where you are taking things from
it is where you take them to! and yeah, sure dude
that’s my att-tude, so get me sued! and call
me what you should, if you could
’cause even i would!
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