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sun city girls - porno shop lyrics

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wo-oh-woh, wo-oh-woh
edwin meese, edwin meese
him and his flock of canadian geese
are flyin’ to the south side of town
they’re comin’ to close me down
cuz they can’t get it up anymore
(come on down, come on down
come on down to the p-rnoshop)
they’re tryin’ to close my store
they’re comin’ down to try to bust me
but they can’t take away my inventory
wo-oh-woh, wo-oh-woh

come on in, we got private booths
where you can wear a leisure chute
come on in, we’ll give you rope
so you can jack off while you’re shootin’ dope
i own the door . . .
i mop the floor . . .
n0body uses the ashtrays anymore

i been workin’ here all my life
i ain’t even got no wife
but i got inflatable dolls
we got vibrators up the -ss
you can come and make a p-ss
slap the monkey while you wait
come on in and suck the bait
wo-oh-woh, wo-oh-woh

miss mcdonald had some p-rn, e-i-e-i-o
and on that farm she had a master, e-i-e-i-o
with a dead c-ck here and a dead cl-t there
here a cl-t there a c-ck everywhere a crock pot
miss mcdonald served some p-rn, e-i-e-i-o

over 33 dead after they were served! it’s not as horrid as
them awful hamburgers or disgusting french fries, you crock pot!

we put everything in a brown paper bag
because we are purveyors of fine sm-t
they tried to get me to open a pizza hut
instrumental break! (“oh, i love your big c-ck!”)

we got tapestries of charlie monoxide givin’ head to a parrot
not to mention his priceless erotica collection, international in scope!

i don’t care if you’re from france
or spain or belgium with a pack in your pants
i’ll be workin’ around the clock
if i get bored i’ll play with my c-ck
my job to me will never matter
cuz i’ll end up with the pancake batter
wo-oh-woh, wo-oh-woh

here comes ed meese with his russian babe
she’s from kiev, her name is gabe
and she’s sufferin’ from a severe case of soviet jewelry
we never close (we never close)
cuz we know you gotta hose
(and because we know there will never be a
separation between shop and state)

ding dong ding dong ding dong ding dong
ding dong the shop is closed
the p-rnoshop, the p-rnoshop
ding dong, the p-rnoshop is closed!

- sun city girls lyrics

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