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superstar bandman - phil lyrics

[intro: superstar bandman as og, superstar bandman]
“so…you’ve talked about how the women you’ve dealt with were not up to par.”
“yeah…”
“how could you elaborate on that?”
“i don’t really like talking about stuff like that bro.”
“oh well-“
“but since you know for first interviews sake i’ll delve into it a little bit. just give me a second cause i don’t know how exactly imma go into it but i know you and the fans wanna know so. i’ll go into it a little bit alright. i’m just thinking how imma start this little story, these stories. so…”

[verse 1]
i was 14 girl named janae
she a linebacker all on my sack through the day
we was close like a n-gg- hands when he bout to pray
got together end of april and her friend was my may
hold on boy i’m moving too fast
we not taking pictures but we cheesing when we p-ss
feeling like a truant officer i walk that girl to cl-ss
light switch off and on didn’t even last (how come?)
i ain’t no whether we would stay together
meant to judge it got cloudy something like the weather
sounds like a good girl will she hurt you ever?
like where peter pan live i say never never
but i wasn’t sure she deserted me vanilla swirl
i ain’t talking bout a pool head spinning like a whirl
like her daddy looking through her phone man it made me hurl
come to find out she was cheating on me with a girl

[interlude: superstar bandman as og, superstar bandman]
“wow, i’ve never really you know heard of that. you know usually it’s with another guy but whatever things happen.”
“yeah i know right. that junk still shocking to this day that happened when i was 14 but it’s all good.”
”is that all you had to say about this or did you have more?”
“i mean yeah i’ll give you two more. i mean like i said her friend was you know next. so i’ll go into that then.”
”wow i didn’t think you were you know the friend guy.”
“well i am, a girlfriends friend always treat you better.”
”what was her name?”

[verse 2]
makiya thought she was the girlfriend messiah
yeah that’s janae friend but i wanna try her
kisses like a line of c-ke please get me higher
wanna carry her out the church like mariah
we 16 got together november
dang bandman do you really still remember?
duh n-gg- we’s a team and i was a member
almost two years fell off end of september
like some twin glocks we was in some matching fits
prom looking like a wedding looking like some grits
nba draft cameras always taking picks
we was goals we was hotter than oven mitts
walk around with a promise on my finger
that i love you, you the mic and i’m the singer
had to be the best man like the wedding ringer
when she fly i got her back like a bee stinger
wow bandman sound like you loved her a lot
don’t kid yourself n-gg- swear i hated that thot
i just want my pockets swole like a n-gg- blood clot
took a l she a gamble like a vegas coin slot
let me get to this last thot name faith
man i swear this girl drove me crazy like a wraith
got to the base first umpire said i’m safe
nowadays when i see her man my skin start to chafe
we clicked so fast like a n-gg- playing warcraft
it was easy two and two together ain’t no more math
seen that baby heart and i asked her “could i please have?”
she said “your’s broke? i got one if you need half”
broke clock won’t give that thot the time of day
og you ain’t finna like what i’m bouta say
nowadays i’ll tell that thot don’t come this way
cause imma scam her like a ad that say a thot five miles away

[outro: superstar bandman as og]
“whoa, you have some serious issues.”

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