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supreme rap battles - master hand vs. mouse cursor lyrics

[intro: announcer]
rap battle!
master hand
versus
mouse cursor
begin!

[verse 1: master hand]
from the 64 to the switch
i’m a lot more than just a cl!ck
i fight, i grab, i’ve fought gods
this basic b+tch will be met with a bullet
you don’t wanna go melee on this track beat
your system and windows will meet their defeat
i’m a master at throwing hands
(3,2,1, go!) you look basic as a font, call you comic sans
i’m a master. you need a remaster
spam cl!cking won’t work, you f+cking disaster
you say you’re a hand? only when over a link
i’m crushing all brawlers, including link
you’re old and basic. i’m here to replace it
flying around like a gawd d+mn sp+ceship
don’t step to me. my hand you’ll be catchin’
ruin your appearance with ease from access

[verse 2: mouse cursor]
i’m here to personalize my verses with just a couple of cl!cks
you’re literally a hand of a grown man…with no d+ck. (huh?)
my point is..i’m used globally on windows, mac, or whatever pc
i’ll hover right over your stupid body, right cl!ck, delete
(here we go now) i’m not your little friend, but i tend to go crazy
is he on f+cking crack doing hand+origami?
cl!ck, cl!ck, cl!ck
rip off your d+ck
oh, wait, you don’t have one, stupid b+tch
i’ll change the display ’cause i’m f+ckin’ insane
you haven’t been the main attraction since melee
i’m k!llin’ it, you’re blasting off into the abyss
lay your hand on my mouse, and something might just cl!ck
[verse 3: master hand]
wow…i didn’t even know that you could rap
how cool!
now you’re going to f+cking die
after all these years, you’ve met your final destination
i stack up bodies real quick like it’s final destination
your pixelated body will now witness its own murder
you’ve been forgotten already, install custom cursor
you’re dull and basic, oh how sad…
that verse was wack, flowing like a trackpad
restart this pc? i just might
crush you into smithereens, you gawd d+mn termite
for a mouse or whatever, you sure don’t bite
not even a living rat would put up much of a fight

[verse 4: mouse cursor]
listen up, hand. you’re no master worthy
you’re just a white freak who got beat up by kirby
since world of light, you’re no master anymore
just a forgotten boss, who’s now seen as a bore
let’s take a look at your browser history, master+bation
99 tabs of p+rn? gooner nation!
unplug the usb to get rid of me quick, just face it
you’ll never be known as a player one, b+tch!

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