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sur5ill - #nerddom lyrics

[hook] x2
sur equals all emcees squared
man, i’m just another nerd.. why y’all emcees scared?
y’all just quiver in your boots with that empty stare
i run circles around you b-tches, i’m all emcees squared

[verse 1]
(ayo) sur is such a nerd it hurts.. or a dork
whatever word you prefer to slur with first
i am the leader of the new school.. too cool.. who knew?
popular indeed with a need for iq fuel
i’m a straight shooter, i don’t debate rumors
attack a va-jay sooner since i was a late bloomer
i’m not ashamed, the whole factor
was i thought the degree of difficulty
could be found on protractors
still might be considered a lame
‘cuz i f-ck with video games
when i’m not playing, i’m digging your dames
listen: i’m smart as h-ll–i won’t belittle your claims
i equaled your sat scores when i scribbled my name
now that nerds are in it’s sur’s revenge
the number of pocket protectors purchased have been surging since
i’m the chosen voice ‘cuz i’m edgy and they let me
representing a bevy of geeks steady catching wedgies (uh)

[hook] x2

[verse 2]
it wasn’t necessarily dungeons & dragons
but the -n-log controller as i’d plunge into madden
not necessarily obsessed with math
but i’d scour newspapers on a quest for stats
it’s not often in a situation nerds survive
in bars calculating the ratio of girls to guys
biology says, “hormones drew me to wh0r-s.”
and chemistry says, “bring a beaker on a brewery tour.”
i read articles and correct grammar
i got f’s in wood shop because i said eff hammers
my angst years i’d imagine girls hate me
i was the 40-year old virgin until i turned 18
i had the wrong impression like, “birds mate bees?”
i conquered the equation whatever concern may seem
man, i’m the chosen voice ‘cuz i’m edgy and they let me
representing a bevy of geeks steady catching wedgies

[hook] x2

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