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surreal - artois lyrics

artois

look mate i aint the fighting type
but i’ve had nine stella’s so i’m likely to strike
so please walk away before it gets too messy
and we end up in a cell or a cracked jaw on our settee

artois why do you have to do that
the second you’re consumed i’m a loon and i knew that
artois how do u get me in that mode
i could have left trouble alone if i was sipping on a krone
artois why do u have to be the cheapest
and surely that should mean that you should be the weakest
artois
artois, artois, artois

my plan was to get myself a cl-ss tart
instead i’m down a and e due too artois
haha i’ve only got myself to blame
but its two pound for a stella and that’s all i had in change
so it only costs a tenna for a night on the stella’s with the fella’s
but it means one of us will get leathered
or nicked, shift p-ssed out in our p-ss
but f-ck it we love it “here mate lend us a quid?”

artois why do you have to do that
the second you’re consumed i’m a loon and i knew that
artois why do u have to be the cheapest
and surely that should mean that you should be the weakest
artois why do you have to do that
the second you’re consumed i’m a loon and i knew that
artois why do u have to be the cheapest
and surely that should mean that you should be the weakest
artois

what the f-ck are you looking at?
come here go on!

eight pints now i’m ready for a hard spar
and i swear i’m getting a funny look of that fella in the carhartt
oi! oi! don’t make me take this to the car park
i’ll beat you to a pulp then open you up like a mars bar
so think on i only came here for a sing song
but my mood shifted now my fifteenth drinks gone
so f-ck it! let’s ruck it!
come on then! “oi here mate p-ss me a bucket
where the f-ck am i?”

i didn’t mean to get so p-ssed and feel a need to swing my fists
but i was stelled up i was stelled up
i really didn’t mean to punch that bouncer in the mouth
but i was stelled up i was stelled up
i never planned this to happen, leaving town in a wagon
but i was stelled up i was stelled up
i never meant to tell that fed id wrap a bottle around his head
but i was stelled up i was stelled up

artoi why do you have to do that
because of you i’ve only got four knuckles left and a bruised back
artoi why do u have to be the cheapest
and surely that should mean that you should be the weakest
artois why do you have to do that
the second you’re consumed i’m a loon and i knew that
artois why do u have to be the cheapest
and surely that should mean that you should be the weakest
artois

written by l.t.allen of surreal

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