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sycamore smith - hop in the vat lyrics

meet me on the log jam on kerosene creek
where the forest lies waiting in a heap
the logs rub together and it burns for weeks
and the black clouds choke you while you sleep
on the god-forsaken plains in the middle of the west
there’s a town called yodel-ay-hee hole
you get there by hopping from crest to crest
of the amber waves as they roll
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how can a man ride the back of a horse
when he can’t suck the breath from a cat?
the answer is found as a matter of course
once you drop your drawers and hop in the vat
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a gladiator raider went hunting in the swamp
brandishing a lariat and maul
he b-mped into a gator and the gator went “chomp”
and swallowed him, chariot and all
in a tavern by a canyon down in guillotine gulch
a miner 49er drinks a shot
the night before he shoveled up a talking skull
that brainless bone said “i don’t think, therefore i’m not”
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if your dander is up and you’re feeling quite bold
then do a chorus line kick in the sleet
but if dancing on ice seems too frightfully cold
then wear a nice pair of wigs on your feet
i’m like an ox in your china shop shack
knocking plates on the floor when i curtsy
my tutu is tight and it rides up my back
and it tangles my teacups and hurts me

- sycamore smith lyrics

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