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scrubs – i’m dominican lyrics

carla: i’ve had it up to here so let me make it very
clear
because i swear i’ll never clue you in again
every time that you profess
i come from puerto rico —
turk: yes?
carla: for the last time, turk, i’m dominican!
turk: don’t make a big to-do
i was simply testing you
carla: then why’d you tell j.d. our baby’s ‘blaxican’?
turk: babe, you know i know the truth
carla: well, i need a little proof
so list all you know about me, or no s-x again
turk: uh… let’s see…
your name is carla
carla: oh, yes
turk: you are latina
carla: impressive
turk: you’re a nurse, your mother’s dead
and, wait — i got it!
three sisters
carla: turk!
turk: two sisters?
well, i’m sure you have a brother who’s a huge jerk-
off!
carla: tell me, what’s my middle name?

turk: okay, i’m tired of this game
let’s forget it, i give up, i guess you win again
but it’s not just me who gets mixed up
by all this crazy ethnic stuff!
todd: sorry, even i know, she’s dominican!
boo-ya!
carla: did i grow up in illinois or was it michigan?
how long before we met was i in medicine?
was our wedding song the beatles or led zeppelin?
am i freakin’ puerto rican or dominican?
turk: the thing is guys remember facts
like what derek jeter hit last year, which was three-
oh-three!
and that is why our brains are maxed
and there’s no room for things like birthdays or
ethnicities!
carla: well, thank you for that glimpse into the
workings of the inner man
turk: let’s talk about your job and not the fact that
you’re…
carla: dominican!
turk: you’re not staying home from work
carla: will that make you happy, turk?
turk: i’ll support you if you choose to earn the
benjamins
carla: then i’ll return to work today!
now, you’re sure that that’s okay?
turk: i say ‘¡sí!’ — which is ‘yes’ in dominican!
and puerto rican!
carla: turk!
turk:
but you’re dominican!

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