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shofu – pokemon cypher 2016 lyrics

[intro: shofu]
yeah! we’re back
you asked for this, we did this for y’all man
don’t blame me when your house burns down
cypher 2016, go!

[verse 1: shofu]
i’m back up on my gary oak sh-t
every hit is critical, my energy is focused
you gon need a potion, bars is straight corrosion
we blowing up you hate then you get caught in the explosion
this king n on his throne
this the illest pokemon flow
i’m just riding around in my city catching these hoes like pokemon go
and you n-gg-s already know
fire flashing, shofu know he hot
your girlfriend seen my lure, i keep her coming like a pokestop
i got zero matches lost
come get all your badges dropped
you soft, i roast a n-gg- ’til he looking like a flareon
my bag is topped, i’m on another level in a candy shop
you talking sh-t but when i come around you gone like ash’s pop
pockets heavy b-tch, i’m balling like magearna
my back against the wall i draw that weapon like a smeargle
welcome to the art show, rattata you f.e.a.r. us
i’m looking for a queen, right now i got a nidorina
ain’t n-body hot as me, always been a prodigy
i’m hard body, what’s a strong arm to deoxys-d
snorlax in my way but n-gg- that ain’t even stopping me
incense on my shirt it’s crazy how these b-tches flock to me
the flow shocking like a rotom in your tv
encore on my verse cause you gon leave my sh-t on repeat
i’m headed to the top you gon need future sight to see me
my team is too strong, you don’t wanna see the cp
boy this the pokemon cypher
you don’t feel this sh-t then you’s a motherf-cking liar
bars h-t you heavy leave you looking like a psyduck
dialga on my wrist and he saying that your time’s up
[verse 2: shofu and scoot]
i will never lose, which one you choose, the sun or the moon?
b-tch we don’t do interviews
playing games, throwing flames in and out the booth
i’m boosting up i hit baton p-ss, get ’em scoot
and we been the truth
my top down, spin around i’m in a villain suit
my flow surf boy, you gonna need an inner tube
and you knowing you the greatest when they mimikyu
run this sh-t, hold b got my tennis shoes
i’m coming back like a u-turn
bite a n-gg-‘s style, get your muhf-cking tooth hurt
no hands like a wooper
the way a n-gg- dazzling, i’m leaving unaffected
if you really wanna shoot first
the freshest up in lumiose, it’s all in my clothes
i’m throwing b-lls at your chick like pokemon go
she a tropius, i put banana all in her throat
we got a team of legendaries but don’t n-body know
and you already know, i got the dex let me get em
sn-tch your chick and then i get the p-ssy hot, that’s litten
cold i need mittens
soundproof i don’t listen
you ain’t talking money, get amnesia i forget ’em
battle anybody with him, you don’t even wanna press start
hit a couple times and now you looking like a wimpod
you losing, i’m winning, you don’t understand it
spit poison, i’m fire, i look like salandit
my style, my swagger, too much for you randoms
my arms on your head now you look like a rabbit
the bars so ugly like a palpitoad
b-tch i’m hotter than the sun, solgaleo
i got an alpha flow, i put you in the ground with it
choose a path to go, boy if i’m on it you’ll regret it
hazards gone i’m rapid spinning, acid spitting on you n-gg-s
my venom burn through your denim ’til you looking like a drifblim

[verse 3: scoot]
ivysaur, number 2 i’m the sh-t boy
triple it and i’m number 6, fire spin’s what i spit boy
viola late, no x and y
that black man don’t need to fly
them fairy types all gotta die
slurpuff unburden, prioritize
scrafty dude, att-tude
weak dudes, mirror moves
you lose, ice cubes
vanilluxe, double scoop
i’m a f-cking fool, mime jr. mood
n-gg-s running up got loose screws
magnemite, electrike, spark the blunt drifblim, i’m high
twisted, i’m lifted
don’t miss it, i’m swiftness
you tempted to run quick
sick sh-t, it’s litwick
litten flames don’t play no games
popplio was a d-mn shame
rowlet, he clean as f-ck
bowtie n-gg- what’s up
yungoos, mean mug
grubbin, i’m the plug
pikipek got the secret tech
no mouth, just respect
lunala eclipsing, that moongeist be ripping
solgaleo be tripping, on the sun he sipping
this that o.t., you can say a dialga over me
palkia, give me sp-ce, no reaching in i got deoxys-d
move your feet, no hitmonlee
you can’t mimic me, sudowoodo tree
mean look, don’t try to flee
cause you inhale like a stockpile 3
swallow your pride, bow down i’m royal
scalding hot, overflowing that’s boil
servine, 36 that’s coil
exeggcute, rotten eggs spoil
loyal, like jenny’s k-9
i get tail like the fox, all 9
i shine like a chain of 40
my pokes are and always on jolty

[verse 4: pokeaimmd]
j my name is joey, battles what i go about
miltank the mascot, swerve when i rollout
nasty as a muk smell when it comes to bars
a sky uppercut will leave you floating with the stars
pokeaim’s the channel, ain’t n-body cooler
so d-mn strong that i’m way beyond ubers
it’s too d-mn easy, i’m the guy not to mess with
cause every d-mn move i use is super effective
young strong jaw chomping for the bread
tried to hit me with your best, didn’t matter, knew your spread
like a roaming legendary we ain’t battle cause you fled
boy you lucky that i didn’t drop a draco on your head
mega eon, ain’t n-body flyer
yawn ’til i snore you got me bored so i’m tired
didn’t even need a full party with me to beat ya
i’m hungry pardon me while i go heat these fajitas

[verse 5: haydunn]
they call me haydunn and they hatin’ but i said that before
now y’all looking like you never seen my level before
if bars are what i owe you in a battle that’s a nice try
i’ll end you, 6-0, get rid of your wi-fi
i run the meta, if you ain’t know this then give it up
i stay on my last form, you play in little cup
open up your storage cause your new teams fell
it’s always compet-tive season and you seeing l’s
riding around on that goat
i surf never no boat
i’ll make your whole team dive, drown, if you tryna stay float
i be rolling through my region all alone, i don’t roll with y’all
new bike, that’s a hot rod like a ponyta
i got the moves you couldn’t learn with a tm
dittos try to copy but they can never be him
2016 go hard as roggenrola
’til it’s time to kick back and vacation in alola

[interlude: shofu tha beatdown]
what’s popping with it, shofu tha beatdown
hair on top of my head only, pidgeot
dark and i’m fly, head honchkrow, let’s get it
b-e-a-t-d-o-dub-n

[verse 6: shofu tha beatdown]
you can’t get rid of me
everybody’s feeling me
three years saving up all this octillery
i had to make your girl screech louder than a bat goes
matter fact i had to strike twice cause i zapdos
thunderbolts i eat em up, you can call it thunder fang
i’m so cold you say name your teeth freeze, ice fang
bite your girl’s neck she gets hot, fire fang
look at me i carey this team like mariah’s name
pokemon games i played right
heart so dark i make eevee an umbreon in daylight
she can see my nuts for the first time, premier b-lls
rhymes so sick, you’d think i had a sheer cold
k.o.!
rampardos would be jealous of me
because i got a big forehead, i give a mean headb-tt
you’s a little homie, brown nosing that’s a headb-tt
she gave me top and bottom, we call that a headb-tt
p-o-k-e-m-o-n, i’m fly moltres
i stay above the ground like ghost legs
me and my bros flex
skill level isn’t too common like brown pigeons
cross chop a miltank on its side like i’m cow tipping
flow ill, i need to get that sh-t sterilized
when i use lick she don’t get paralyzed
they call me beatdown cause i make sure that my power felt
i’m way stronger than machoke i ain’t wearing no power belt
getting coins is prevalent
you ain’t us, you ain’t relevant
came in this thing krumping, arms swinging like an elekid
y’all said i couldn’t rap before but now i do this
still wanna hate? s-h-o-f-u then
b-b-b-b-b-b-beatdown and i’m back
i’m using earthquake, you going underground to attack
i know you dig me, west side, shofu squad
buh b-b-b-buh b-b-b-buh buh buh b-tch!

[interlude]
take my hand and dance with me
we’ll start slowly, dare to proceed?

[verse 7: trickywi]
i’ll make ’em bow in the day and the dark night
gold or silver i am draped in the moonlight
i have a lot to show and i’ll have the final blow
keep up with my tempo i’m too fast but you know though
queen of all the elements
i’ll make your moves irrelevant
i’m loving every bit of it
you thought i was so delicate
i’m savage but so elegant
you’re scared of me it’s evident
i know why you’re so hesitant
i’ll leave you feeling desolate
take my word, i am not just a flower
i’ll learn to take you and then beat you by the hour
i’ll burn you down and watch you fall like the br-ss tower
it’s so fun to watch you whimper and then cower
my dance doesn’t sound that bad right?
i mean you’ll probably feel some pain from the last fight
please amuse me, entertain me
just remember that i’m not just an eevee

[interlude: rogersbase]
back like we never left like rocco d. ace, you already know who it is
roger diluigi, the anime king, let’s go

[verse 8: rogersbase]
name’s rogersbase, got me the will of d
repping sabo charizard, mera mera no mi
while i’m watching one piece you’re crying over b-tterfree
keep my bars pg, we disney
just kidding ’bout my linguistics
i’m like machamp with no guard, punches that are dynamic
confusing little poochyena who pretend they’re slick
i’m in unova banging skyla, tm56
that’s fling son, but you don’t know because you never even had one
this ain’t a roast but if it was it’d be a take down
double teaming like giancarlo parimango made a tweet that exploded that was followed by a countdown
b-tch!
i’mma volt switch
brick break all your dreams and your hopes with
cross chop ’til you’re nothing but an old glitch
earthquake ’til you’re trubbish in a trash ditch
cold as ice, my flow is nice
i ain’t a delibird, my presents are far more precise
call me mr. game and watch, punk–ss sheik
just like regi i pull 9’s on fleek
now here’s a simple rhyme that’ll help you sleep
about a girl who was cute looking like a mareep
att-tude was static, hit me with confuse ray
couldn’t stand her anymore, finally used run away
kept my phone in her electric terrain
thought that maybe if she’d dance i’d start making it rain
but she evolved into a flaaffy now she’s past her prime
now would you kindly please excuse me, i’m about to do j-pan time

[verse 9: g. yee]
back on the beat like a terracott
blaring altaria, gave adversaries the perish song
everyone waiting for garrett now
i gotta carry the weight of the world like torterra sh-lls
she knew that the snake is long
that’s why she gave it up twice for the gyarados
your boy got outrageous flow
say you don’t feel it, you must be a fairy, hoe
it had to be said
claiming you hard, you diancie at best
super effective, i’ll blast you with lead
oh here he goes with the magnums again, so exaggerated
take you back to the gen when choosing a lead was a tactic you set before the battle commenced
that’s the platinum meta and dactyl’s a threat
so i’m saying i’m spraying with actual lead

[verse 10: g. yee]
from mt. coronet downpourin’ on houndour
with the spouts, origin pulses your health’s lowerin’
your spouse opening mouth orifice
and when i’m done she all sore i guess that’s what they call torchic
these lames be yanmega, i’m way beyond mega
i hit my prime all these earthlings feel my precipice
when i’m entering the field all their flows turn useless
i’m saying my rhymes desolate
so eff a weak drought
i v. bell weed out all these b. sprouts
when yee’s ’round, freaks loud, ladies scream out
tongueing in between mounds like a seel mouth, then i peace out
when i swing that axew gon’ get your whole branch fraxured
in other words you’re sappy son, nosep-ss backwards
i last lap donphan ball on the track man
g-y-e-evolving the rap game

[verse 11: shuetube & pk]
hold up, who’s the new dude?
it’s shuetube, came into the game like mewtwo
legendary flow when i step in the booth to
kill another track, i attack like gloom do
acid spewed through rapid new tunes
tryna make it happen only racking a few views
guess i’m kinda slaking on the rapping like “who’s shue?”
tryna make a path but i’m trapped on route 2
pumpkaboo-hoo, i’m done with youtube
i’m just kidding, i’m never quitting, got my running shoes glued to my feet
so i keep on moving like suicune moves
i’m not stopping, i’m chomping at the bit like a bidoof tooth
i refuse to be stuck in this groove
cause i got something to prove and nothing to lose
must jigglypuff too much of them doobs
it must be the fumes, i stay up like the sun and the moon
that funky stunky skunk weed that’ll leave you stunned and confused
i love the budew, especially when it’s covered and pruned
the other day ago i smoked some dro the color of mew
it stunk up the room, was blowing out some thundurus plumes
you need a chesto cause my endo makes you slumber and snooze
a b-mmer it’s true, but i’m finding ways to cope though
so enough about that dope dro, i’m supposed to boast ’bout my dope flow
yo i stay flowing like tohjo and i’m flamethrowing like ho-oh
most these m-f-s i’m hearing they flow kinda slowbro
i’m fed up with all the rappers thinking that they better
i said it, these venonats really are pathetic
insects who all lack the antenna
every time you rap you repel us
need to zip your trap like banette does
every rhyme you craft isn’t clever
you a copycat like a cleffa
need a wake-up slap, meloetta
trubbish on the track, you are trash getting thrashed by a mega

[interlude: ctc]
prepare for dankess, denounce the stankness
to protect the world from wack rappers
to unite all people within this motherf-cker
yung basedlord!
who’s that guy

[verse 12: ctc]
b-tch i’m still in the cut, sudowoodo
still got my hat to the back and these rappers still wack, what you losers gon’ do?
hold up, b, you should be holding b
go ahead accept the feet do like if you was a shoe
me and my crew we come through
sn-tch up yo’ b-tches and badges then toodle-doo
haters be sleeping on me like fruit of the loom
but i got they girl sleeping on me like fruit of the loom
i make it cool to be rude, i don’t just do it for views, i am that dude
don’t f-ck around with them f-ckarounds and get noctowl like hoot hoot hoot hoot
diggersby though? earthquake hit ’em below
i let my enemies know
rolling up purp that’s that venipede dro
catch me on victory road
pinsir dismembering ten of your family members
that’s quite an unpleasant memory bro
but i plead for insanity so as far as the anarchy goes i blame the pidgeotto
now i just gratata on sight like pokemon go
i’ll just be taking your missus for hostage i’ll let your pokemon go
but i ain’t cuffing no hoe i just poke em and go
splash on your b-tch like it’s popplio
n-body lit as me cause i just hit more trees than a rowlet that be toking on dope
don’t let me polish the rock or lando will sweep you like i miss dwight
you f-cking with that pinkman, i slang up them rocks like i’m mr. white
then i’mma endtei, sweepcune, rockkou
they come forth, the rest of your dogs, like i’m mr. white

[interlude: ctc]
gio gio giovanni
he be wishing for a body
kill everybody walking
he’s catching a homi tonight

[verse 13: matt houston]
b-tch it’s matt houston, i don’t really care what you say
kid been low key training with blaine, everything i touch spit flames
got that arcanine and that rapidash
bars five out of five, fire blast your -ss
cut a hater in half with a super fang
better watch out for that rattata
and i’m back in that cypher 2016 with a perish song, try to save ’em please
at their graves just leave some floettes when i end ’em all from a to z
talked about girls and blazing weed in the last one so they hated me
f-ck that it don’t phase me won’t change a thing, okay proceed, dab
win everywhere that i go, chilling on victory road
gastrodon, quagsire, swampert sh-t give ’em a dose
got your b-tch digging the flow
my presence a present it delibird christmas the hoes
still be wally he so sick with it though
girls all like ralts where they getting too close
cause they be feeling the kid on the low
litten with the sh-ts, the kid got a cinder quill and it char millions with every stroke
please don’t ever step i just be so fresh to death, got sh-t from lilycove and lumiose
son i’ll blast you away get you sent to the moon, you better watch your lunatone
and if that ain’t h-ll enough i’ll make you self destruct
blow the beat up like it’s a pineco, bomb
want static, zap ’em with dos
hope you packing a potion
tauros, back on my bull
matt is the dopest, will-o-wisp a hater attacking with vulpix
back on my old sh-t
sn-tching up yo’ b-tch, she feebas splash on the whole click
so quick swear that she know swift
drown you kyogre flow it’s vast as an ocean
matt laid a trap and it’s gon’ hit
haters aipom climbing on my nuts but they don’t really know sh-t, psyduck
arceus god flow, cypher apostle
put a crack in your egg if you try my luck
it’s gengar the one that you hoe kids fear
nickname matt ’bout to own this year
better know this clear, spit fire but it’s been team mystic b-tch, we the coldest here

[verse 14: vi seconds]
oh no, who’s back flyer than
ho-oh, fire. who’s that about to
gogoat, i am firing something with a
probo-p-ss nose for a barrel
suicine vi, the coldest n-gg- to speed past
boy drop dead gorgeous, sh-t’ll get ugly as a feebas
yung mudsdale, who tryna test my stamina?
kicks so hard it’ll drain you like a catheter
f-cking great, you suckers hate the damage when the guns pop
bucking 8, you’ll up and faint and vanish, this a nuzlocke
your luck stops now, you don’t understand who’s nicer
when i pop up, anything can happen like a randomizer
hitmonchan with this, every element i will p-ss a fist
pacifist? poisonous, anyone can get it like salandit
dazzling, savage flow you’ll be lying from this full metal, bodied
alphonse and solgaleo
go berserk and i’mma comatose a n-gg-
get a battery the cops gotta stake out
moving, their bodies i’m chalking, i ain’t with the talking
i always h-t first like a fake out
my suggestion is your team get to fleeing
i’m on some you wouldn’t get from a tm
holding a scope b-tch, you still couldn’t see him
so wavy i’m something you never could reel in
i got broads out in johto, the rarri same color pangoro
gimme tail ’til she slowbro, she feeling my abs solo
flap your tongue? seel ’em. a pokemon center can’t heal ’em
black x6 kyurem, who’s dying to vi? oh, you’re him
i’m on my six below sheer cold, frio
now these birds give me three times the head, dodrio
every day is pay day, i’m back for cash
boy i’m fire ’bout the horse play so i think you should rapidash
i ain’t a fan of your character fam
i stay keeping metal in hand, alakazam
i’m giving out rare candies, boy you ain’t half as nice
so cold they going to sleep, tell you dragon night
i’m ill, the walking pokerus and i let it show
nasty with the steel, n-gg-s all know my meta gross
this a clear body, i’m doing my job
wherever you are, see us and you just heard it from the god of fire


- shofu lyrics

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