south park – horny lyrics
voice: production?
sid: it’s sid greenfield for matt and trey.
voice: hold on..
matt: h-llo?
sid: trey?
matt: oh no, this is matt.
sid: matt.. it’s sid greenfield
matt: oh, hey sid! what’s going on man?
sid: uh, h-llo.. uh listen, uh man, okay, this is you and me talkin’ here, okay? okay, listen, i’m sitting here, bleeding out my -ss.
matt: umm, right..
sid: okay.. and you know why, man?
matt: why?
sid: because of this mousse t track.
matt: oh, h-rny h-rny h-rny?
sid: yeah, and you know, its, it’s gotta go on the southpark alb-m.
matt: oh no dude, we’ve already talked about this, we hate this song..
sid: no, i know you..
matt: we’ve already talked about this!
sid: i know you hate it, i hate it, everyone hates it.. but listen, we need this pop song on the alb-m! this is what the kids wanna hear.. this is where the money’s gonna be made!
matt: i don’t care about that!
sid: i’m the only one who agrees with you, okay? this is huge in europe right now, and everyone in europe hate you except for me, okay? i’m your, i’m your guy here, okay? listen to me..
matt: right..
sid: this song, is the best song ever written.
matt: how can you say that?
sid: what’d i say? matt: ‘this is the best song ever written.’ sid: i agree with you man! i agree with you right there, it is a great song, and i know that, i know it’s a great song..
matt: hold on, i’ll.. trey, trey? they, they wanna put that uh, that mousse t, that h-rny h-rny h-rny song, they wanna put in on the alb-m.
trey: no dude, we said no! i thought i told him no last week!
sid: okay matt, matt, listen.. you know what? this is just you and me talking, but f-ck trey.
trey: this is trey!
sid: okay trey, listen to me.. this is you and me talking here, the mousse t track, it’s gotta go on the alb-m..
trey: no!
sid: h-llo?
trey: h-llo.
sid: will you listen to this song just one more time?
trey: no..
sid: okay, here it goes.. here it is.
i’m h-rny all night long, i’m h-rny all night long
i’m h-rny all night long, i’m h-rny all night long
i’m h-rny all night long, i’m h-rny all night long
sid: are you listening?
matt: this song sucks man!
trey: this song sucks! we’ve already talked about this!
sid: listen, listen to this part..
i’m h-rny all night long, i’m h-rny all night long
sid: woooo!
sid: you see that man! you gotta give it a chance.. let it get under your skin.. you can’t tell me that your feet ain’t moving.
you’ve got me h-rny in the mornin’ and you kno-o-ow..
i tried to call you, but i cannot find the telephone
i sent a message through the internet, but it rejected..
i wrote a letter, and i sent it with the po-o-ost.
the post it takes so long, i’ve got to sing this song..
to let you know how i feel, what’s the deal baby?
and i can’t wait for you, and the things you make me do..
my heart is ringing so i’m singing this song for you!
i’m h-rny.. h-rny, h-rny, h-rny.
sid: yeeeaah!
so h-rny.. h-rny, h-rny, h-rny.
i’m h-rny.. h-rny, h-rny, h-rny.
sid: ooooh, feel it man.
so h-rny.. i’m h-rny, h-rny, h-rny tonight!
i searched from town to town, but i can’t find my bird, oh no..
i got so desperate, that i sent a rocket to the moon.
in new york city, someone said they saw you singing the blues..
but it was a man from nowhere land that looked like you.
i will keep searching on, this feeling’s much too strong..
my heart is ringing, so i’m singing this song for you!
i’m h-rny.. h-rny, h-rny, h-rny.
sid: you see that matt? they’re singing ‘h-rny h-rny h-rny’, but it’s actually a metaphor for being h-rny, it’s genious..
so h-rny.. h-rny, h-rny, h-rny.
i’m h-rny.. h-rny, h-rny, h-rny.
sid: have you ever been h-rny, matt?
so h-rny.. i’m h-rny, h-rny, h-rny tonight!
sid: matt? matt are you still listen.. matt, are ya still listening?
i’m h-rny, h-rny, h-rny tonight!
sid: arrgh, son of a b-tch! matt, god dammit! pick up the phone!
i’m h-rny, h-rny, h-rny tonight!
i’m h-rny all night long, i’m h-rny all night long..
matt: i’m still here
sid: hi matt.
i’m h-rny all night long, i’m h-rny all night long..
sid: see, check this part out right here..
i’m h-rny all night long, i’m h-rny all night long..
i’m h-rny all night long, i’m h-rny all night long..
the post it takes so long, i’ve got to sing this song..
to let you know how i feel, what’s the deal baby?
and i can’t wait for you, and the things you make me do..
matt: we said no to this song, like, a month ago.. it sucks!
sid: listen matt, you know i agree with your, you know i always agree with you, right?
my heart is ringing so i’m singing this song for you!
sid: matt, you are wrong here!
i’m h-rny.. h-rny, h-rny, h-rny.
so h-rny.. h-rny, h-rny, h-rny.
sid: matt, you don’t understand, it’s european!
matt: i don’t care about that!
i’m h-rny.. h-rny, h-rny, h-rny.
sid: what if it’s the last song on the alb-m?
matt: no.
sid: okay, what if it’s the first song on the alb-m?
matt: no.
sid: what if we get deff leppard do do it?
matt: no!
matt: all we wanted to do is have south park alb-m..
sid: i agree..
matt: we didn’t wanna pack it with bullsh-t, it’s bullsh-t
sid: i agree! i mean, that’s why, uh..
matt: no, this song, is not going on the south park record! it’s not going on the alb-m!
sid: matt, okay, listen, okay matt.. this is you and me talking here, matt.. you said no, you listened to it, you said no.. so i’m not gonna put it on the alb-m. you know why matt? because i’m your guy.
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