steel panther – asian hooker lyrics
i’m in tokyo
looking for a ho
tried to score some blow
but i don’t speak j-panese
find a geisha girl
take her for a whirl
wrap a tuna roll on my d-ck
and the b-tch is on her knees
sucky f-cky
sucky f-cky
sucky f-cky
smells like sushi
asian hooker!
hot little motherf-cker!
asian hooker!
dirty little c-cksucker!
i’m in south korea
broke out with gonorrhea
now i totally figured it out
that’s why it hurts when i go pee
i feel like a jerk
cuz my d-ck won’t work
it’s like i got punched in the nuts
by a dude who knows thai-chi
sucky f-cky
sucky f-cky
sucky f-cky
smells like sushi
asian hooker!
hot little mother f-cker!
asian hooker!
dirty little c-cksucker!
hey, i’m the man with a plan
i’m f-ckin’ going to j-pan
gonna spend a couple grand
just f-cking hookers in the can
f-ck the rest of the band
i’m f-cking going to asian
do some c-ke and get a tan
i’m f-ckin gonna be the man!
asian hooker!
hot little mother f-cker!
asian hooker!
dirty little c-cksucker!
i want them asian
hookers!
let’s f-ck some asian
hookers!
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