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t-bone - pentecostal horseracing (interlude) lyrics

[interlude]
welcome to the beautiful bible belt, right here in tulsa, oklahoma
as we get set for the thirty+first annual pentecostal horse racing extravaganza
h+llo everyone, i’m your host, t+boney soprano
and, boy, let me tell you, do we have a spectacular event for you today
hundreds of the top christian bands, artists, and preachers have all showed up for the biggest event of the year
that’s right, everyone from audio adrenaline and tobymac to benny hinn and yolanda adams are here for this one today, folks
and trust me when i tell you, you don’t wanna miss it
making his way through the crowd right now is horse owner, steven curtis chapman with his two+time winning horse, shouldaboughtahyundaibutigotamitsubishi
and, wow, just take a look at bishop eddie long’s beautiful horse named after the very letters in his name, e+d+d+i+e+e+d+d+i+e+e+d+d+i+e
who promises to literally give returning champion, robocop robocop a run for his money
and listen to this crowd as amy grant’s horse, herekittykittykittykitty comes up to the starting gates
the crowd is really into this one, and we still have some time before we get started today
there’s mark stewart talking to his horse, shootamosquito, representing the hands and feet project in haiti
shootamosquito has come in third place the past three races
let’s see if he has what it takes to win this time around
but keep in mind, he’ll be facing kirk franklin’s mamasemamasamamacoosa, who is the top pick on many people’s cards today
and, wow, just look at the size of jaci valasquez’s horse all the way from argentina, comeonbabyshakeyourbodydotheconga
this is gonna be a tough one to bet on, ladies and gentlemen
all of the horses are lining up as we get ready to put this show on the road, baby
this is the moment we have all been waiting for
the horses line up to the gate, this crowd is under an intense antic+p+tion, ladies and gentlemen
it’s gonna be great, and we’re off!
wow, and robocop robocop shoots out of the gate with shouldaboughtahyundaibutigotamitsubishi close behind
andeleandelemamieieiuhoh is holding to the third spot
here comes shootamosquito moving right past mamasemamasamamacoosa
herekittykittykittykitty, shouldaboughtahyundaibutigotamitsubishi passes him up
shouldacouldawoulda looks at shootamosquito, shootamosquito looks him in the eye, passes him up right there
the number two position is comeonbabyshakeyourbodydotheconga
they’re off for the races, who will it be?
will it be shootamosquito? will it be e+d+d+i+e? shouldaboughtahyundaibutigotamitsubishi? or andeleandelemamieieiuhoh?
here comes mamasemamasamamacoosa, and kirk franklin is going crazy
the crowd is going bananas, it’s hysterical here today
this has been the greatest race ever, look at these horses run
mamasemamasamamacoosa still holding on, right past shootamosquito with the lead
and they’re still going, here they come, ladies and gentlemen, making their final lap across the field
and the crowd is going crazy, and shootamosquito, e+d+d+i+e, and robocop are fighting for the number one position
here comes andeleandelemamieieiuhoh
oh my goodness, and just take a look, there’s shouldaboughtahyundaibutigotamitsubishi who passes up comeonbabyshakeyourdothebodydotheconga, baby
it’s gonna be an incredible one
and look, here they come, turning around the final corner, heading toward the finish line
the trophy is in sight, wow, and look, mamasemamasamamacoosa just gets passed up by the champion who wins by a nose, andeleandelemamieieiuhoh!

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