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tadotheband - eggy lyrics

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[verse 1]
i woke up feeling angry today
i’m gonna hit you with a shovel and i’m gonna say yay
(when i open a ketchup bottle)
(and the dried crusty bit falls into my food)
i’m enraged

[chorus]
i am fuming
i am raging
i am seething
people chew with their mouth open

i am grumpy
i am cranky
i am irate
wipe your p+ss off of the floor now

[post+chorus]
disappointment, that is us

[verse 2]
i woke up feeling angry tomorrow
gonna punch you in the face with a rotten avocado
(when everybody is waiting patiently in line)
(to the exit or on+ramp to the highway)
(then some chud comes rolling in)
(and inserts himself snugly in the front portion of the line)
chud
[chorus]
i am waspish
i am stroppy
i am eggy
people chew with their mouth open

i am crabby
i am waxy
i am cross
people standing in a walkway

[post+chorus]
stop standing, sit down please

[outro]
when people leave the door open
i know it’s literally just 3 steps from my chair
to close it but dammit
how mad i get when people enter my room or my office
ask me something and then leave the mf door open
i am so mad just shut it or i will shut your head in an oven door
i’ll hate you forever if you leave it open even once
i want you to die

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