
tadwadmct - paper towels lyrics
[part i: paper towel rap]
[chorus]
paper towels, paper towels, clean up that mess
i will hike all the way up this mountain crest
i always brush my t++th with crest
i tried to give a hug to a wasps nest
[verse]
soon as i gave that hug, i almost died
sold a bag of cheetos to a homeless guy
20 bucks is 20 bucks, the money doesn’t lie
used that 20 bucks to buy myself an apple pie
sold that apple pie to another homeless guy
i think that 100 bucks is reasonable, right?
i really thought it was an apple pie
but, the pie was actually filled with some paper towels (ough+a+hah+ough)
[chorus]
paper towels, paper towels, clean up that mess
i will hike all the way up this mountain crest
i always brush my t++th with crest
i tried to give a hug to a wasps nest
[part ii: paper towel sing]
[verse]
paper, paper
paper towels
paper towel sing, that is what this one is
get ready for a paper towl pop quiz
you better get ’em all right, or you might get an f minus
if i catch you cheating, i will hit you with a spyglass
mr. krabs, yeah, yeah
i got an f, jk
i didn’t fail my test yesterday
oh, wait, i got an f today (ahh, ahh+ahh+ahh)
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