tadwadmct - television channels lyrics
[chorus]
flipping through the remote, yessiree, this is the gloat
i jumped into my friend’s boat, and then i went and sinked the boat
they forgot to unplug their bilge pump
just like the one i got stuck in
illegally sold pills to jimmy dan dongerbill
uh oh, he’s dead
oh, man, the opps are on my pops
he’s real scared, get a handkerchief
[verse]
workin’ really super hard in my house and at my job
hold up, wait, i don’t got a job, i met this guy and his name is job
he works at job’s job lot shop, that is his full+time job
then, later, i went to the shop to get some corn
workin’ in thе fields, getting un+suntanned (how?)
i wеnt to the arcade and got banned (why?)
i decided to move out of my apartment (to where?)
just kidding, i didn’t move out of my apartment (huh?)
my empire of lemons will be delicious
i will fill a moat with tons of citrus
don’t ask me how much citrus i will purchase
jimmy dan dongerbill’s father ate his gun
i forgot to put on deodorant
i met with genghis khan and we got rich
me+oh+my, i baked a pie, now, i’ll send it to the sky
oopsie p++psie, i accidentally tackled a great, big scottish guy
[chorus]
flipping through the remote, yessiree, this is the gloat
i jumped into my friend’s boat, and then i went and sinked the boat
they forgot to unplug their bilge pump
just like the one i got stuck in
illegally sold pills to jimmy dan dongerbill
uh oh, he’s dead
oh, man, the opps are on my pops
he’s real scared, get a handkerchief
[outro]
i hopped on my pc, portable computer
at thanksgiving dinner, i ate my tooter
jettison that jalopy from my driveway
i wanna post this song on mysp+ce
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