tall boy special - cute boy science lyrics
[verse 1]
we brought a bee to the bottom of the sea
just to see if it would be happier
we sent a raccoon to the surface of the moon
just to prove that the mood would be happier
we took a capybara, made it live with bam margera
and we swear the capybara’s happier
[chorus]
we’re cute boys out to prove that science can be cute!
but so far all the animals have died
we’re cuter than a b+tton
yeah that should count for something
we’ve got doe еyes and big dimples on our side
evеn though they’re dead we all still tried
just another day of cute boy science
[verse 2]
we scooped some worms, gave ’em big ol’ fluffy perms
but the iron was too hot, plus it don’t have hair (sss, aah!)
we took an ape, put it in pink roller skates
but it wound up on the freeway crushed by a truck (huargh huargh) (honk honk!)
we taped a beagle to the wings of a bald eagle
then the beagle bit the eagle and they fell into a volcano (volcano!)
we took a second capybara, made it live with bam margera
but it passed away on the set of jackass 5
“hey, i’m bam margera and this is capybara wrecking ball!”
[chorus]
we’re cute boys out to prove that science can be cute!
it’s not just for old ugly wrinkled t+rds
we’re cute like a gorilla driving an eighteen+wheeler
the one that hit the ape on roller skates
just another day of cute boy science
[outro]
we put a pinwheel hat on a nuclear bomb
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