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tall boy special - employees only lyrics

[intro]
“do you think they’ll get that this next song is about our apartment?”
“i dunno. let’s make an announcement before it starts.”
“that’s a good idea. this next song is about our a++”

[chorus]
there’s an employees only sign on our bathroom door
this wasn’t explained by our realtor
the door locks from the inside
none of our keys work
we’d really enjoy access to our bathroom please
we’d really enjoy access to our bathroom please

[verse 1]
first week, we cupped our ears to the door and heard
hand dryers and paper towels
sounds like they’re motion+sensored (both motion+sensored)
stall doors closing, and gargling mouthwash
we’d really enjoy using the bathroom we paid for
it’s in our apartment, why can’t we use it
it’s our apartment

[verse 2]
at night we can’t sleep from what we think is a janitor
waxing the floors, and playing duran+duran
what is this noise coming from the bathroom?
why is this noise coming from the bathroom? (why can’t we use?)
we can’t use it (hungry like the wolf)
[chorus]
there’s an employees only sign on our bathroom door
we just moved in
it wasn’t there before
the door locks from the inside
none of our keys work
we’d really enjoy access to our bathroom please
we’d really enjoy access to our bathroom please

[verse 3]
three weeks we hear a big commotion
everyone is yelling at some guy named mike
sounds like he lost a big account in tokyo (j+pan!)
we hear a voice say “go pack up your things
you’ll never work on wall street again”
so we deduced our bathroom’s on wall street (new york!)
why is our bathroom in new york city?
how is our bathroom in new york city? (there’s a wormhole)
we’re in l.a. (hungry like a wolf)

[chorus]
there’s an employees only sign on our bathroom door
we just found out our bathroom’s in new york
the stock exchange bell wakes us up in the morning
we’d really enjoy access to our bathroom please
we’d really enjoy access to our bathroom please
[verse 4]
two months we hear people counting down
then ten seconds later, we hear “happy new year!”
we look at our calendar and
it’s only august
only august 3rd
we hear two businessmen snorting cocaine and
saying 1984 is gonna be the best year
so we gather our bathroom’s in a different dimension
we really wanna warn them about 9/11
but we also need our bathroom (we shower at)
y.m.c.a (hungry like the wolf)

[chorus]
there’s an employees only sign on our bathroom door
we just found out it’s 1984
that’s why the janitor loves duran+duran
we’d really enjoy access to our bathroom please
we’d really enjoy access to our bathroom please

[verse 5]
this morning, we got an eviction notice
the city deemed our apartment uninhabitable
because we’ve been peeing and p++ping in buckets for six months

[chorus]
there’s an employees only sign on our bathroom door
we’d really enjoy access to our bathroom please
[outro]
hungry like the wolf

- tall boy special lyrics

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