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tall boy special - ghost war lyrics

[intro]
breaking news: three tall boys who were brought back from the dead after drowning in a house fire claim they’ve seen what life is like on the other side
they’re with us now to spread their good word

[first verse]
when you die you have to fight in a ghost war
there’s no peace on the other side
youll meet a ghost recruiter
but win a ghost computer
and give you a ghost gun and say try not to ghost die
(ghost war)
no one is safe from the terror of the ghost war
shirley temple is a three star general
the enemy you’re fightin’ is a ten ton titan
composed of the ghosts of every dead animal

[chorus]
(ghost war) x3
you’re fightin’ for your afterlife
(ghost war) x3
try not to ghost die (ehehe)

[continuation of the intro]
when asked to describe the ten ton animal blob
the tall boys claim that the pigs were the knees
the horses were the head and the whales were the belly
where the flamingos are is anybody’s guess
[second verse]
you’re in a ghost foxhole
with a ghost hand grenade
wearing ghost ray bands
sippin’ ghost gatorade
snackin’ on a ghost slim jim (just chew it)
lace up your ghost nikes (just boo it)
to be ghost soldier in the ghost war is tragic
but to the ghost marketers you’re just a demographic

[chorus]
(ghost war) x3
you’re fighting for your after+life
(ghost war) x3
try not to ghost die (cha ching)

this broadcast is brought to you by ghost six flags
ghost six flags, where all six of our flags are permanently flying at half mast
more ghosts more fun

[third verse]
20 ghost years later your hairs turning gray
you check your ghost bucket list
you never saw coldplay
but coldplay isnt dead
so you buy ghost tickets
to see coldplay live in the land of the living
they play ‘viva la vida’ and you turn from the light
they play ‘fix you’ and you’re brought back to life
so chris martin points and says “come with me to the buffet for all the vip’s”
then he grabs a gun he’s about to make a murder
“theres a cold place in h+ll for a ghost war deserter!”
[chorus]
(ghost war) x3
you’re fighting for your afterlife
(ghost war) x3

(but the buffet sucked) x3
because it was all jell+o

(ghost war) x2

- tall boy special lyrics

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