tangloft sastii - colonoscopy lyrics
[intro]
i’m getting a call, it’s the dentist
go to the dentist, you need to go to the dentist
[chorus]
i did nothing wrong, it was that man
i’m like batman because we can all be batm+ (batman)
i’m ken larsson, i just stole a homeless man’s jacket
like i once said, we just need the gadgets (gadgets, gadgets)
listen to this song at 800 decibels
if your girl was weak she’d probably listen to this at 8 decibels
[?]
you’ll end up dead like matpat
i did nothing wrong, it was that man
i’m like batman because we can all be batman
i’m ken larsson, i just stole a homeless man’s jacket
like i once said, we just need the gadgets (gadgets, gadgets)
listen to this song at 800 decibels
if your girl was weak she’d probably listen to this at 8 decibels
[?]
you’ll end up dead like matpat
[verse; part 1]
false accusations of my brother being heteros+xual
it’s not timmy who is dude, ricky did
i just pointed at a random kid and church and said “p++p” (you p++ped your pants)
you could say that was a rather wimpy kid
rinky+d+nk rappers in 5 years gonna look up to me
if i was holding a cloud hostage, i’d say “look up to me”
[verse; part 2]
start of 2024 i said there’d be a new me
but when i robbed five below they said they knew it’s me
i just beat up a kid with lunch money named malcolm
i could probably k!ll ian but i wouldn’t like the outcome
this is a message to the epic games team
give me every game for free or i’ll pee
just like pubicus’ hero, you know who
they say i’m a copy of a guy called yuno who?
[chorus]
i did nothing wrong, it was that man
i’m like batman because we can all be batman
i’m ken larsson, i just stole a homeless man’s jacket
like i once said, we just need the gadgets (gadgets, gadgets)
listen to this song at 800 decibels
if your girl was weak she’d probably listen to this at 8 decibels
[?]
you’ll end up dead like matpat
[hook]
this song was originally supposed to be a song about me being angry
and like stuff i was angry about
but i kind of forgot to do that so this is what you get instead
maybe one day guys
[chorus]
i did nothing wrong, it was that man
i’m like batman because we can all be batman
i’m ken larsson, i just stole a homeless man’s jacket
like i once said, we just need the gadgets (gadgets, gadgets)
listen to this song at 800 decibels
if your girl was weak she’d probably listen to this at 8 decibels
[?]
you’ll end up dead like matpat
i did nothing wrong, it was that man
i’m like batman because we can all be batman
i’m ken larsson, i just stole a homeless man’s jacket
like i once said, we just need the gadgets (gadgets, gadgets)
listen to this song at 800 decibels
if your girl was weak she’d probably listen to this at 8 decibels
[?]
you’ll end up dead like matpat
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